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Letitia James is accused of lying so she could pay $19,000 less in interest on a home loan.

That’s less than half the $50,000 cash that Tom Homan took as a straight bribe.

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BREAKING: Convicted sex trafficker who taught young girls how to blow old men says sole person on earth who can pardon her did nothing wrong.

"If I replace the Labor Statistics Commissioner, the job numbers will be great!" is the new "If we stop testing, we'll have fewer Covid cases!"

This whole time I’ve been pronouncing Ghislaine as “Jizz-lane,” and frankly I can’t stop.

Regards,
Frank

“Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?”

Enigma is an anagram for gamine.

gamine /gă-mēn′, găm′ēn/

noun

An often homeless girl who roams about the streets; an urchin.

A petite, charming girl or woman, especially one with a playful demeanor.

If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country

Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.

The new secret police summer fashion lineup just dropped.

When Trump replaces JPow with the Hawk Tua girl, he’s going to make us all trillionaires.

The suspect in the Minnesota lawmaker shootings will likely avoid domestic terror charges since he didn’t damage any Teslas during his rampage.

Has the US issued a travel advisory against itself?

"I voted for lawless, anonymous, masked, and unchecked police" is one hell of a jump from "eggs cost too much."

ICE agents are raiding Home Depot parking lots because…[checks notes] …dangerous gang members from Tren de Aragua go there to find work as day laborers?

ICE agents: why doesn’t the public support our work?!

Their work:

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

"I would never be one to turn down that kind of an offer. I mean, I could be a stupid person and say, 'No, we don't want a free, very expensive airplane.'

why are you fuckers so hysterical? can't you let us strip away your rights quietly like normal people???

After Trump’s backlash, Amazon will now attribute all price increases from tariffs to Hunter Biden’s laptop. #Amazon #tariffs #economy #Trump #trade

Do you think Russia drafted 160,000 additional soldiers for a ceasefire parade?

The members of the war planning Signal group are showing signs of memory impairment…

“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.”
-Turkish proverb

YouTube video by Gregory Mullins Claude Malhuret, Senator of the French Republic, speaks the truth about what is happening in the US

ICYMI
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You asked us to form a coalition and recruit some GOP defectors to fight executive overreach and save our democracy? Sorry, best we can do is this:

Factors that entice foreign investment:
1) policy stability
2) rule of law
3) fair and transparent corporate dispute resolution processes

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

Ask your representatives if it serves US interests to betray our friends and allies in order to align ourselves with these countries. #cowardsincongress

In a surprise 6-3 ruling, the Supreme Court grants cervical cancers full citizenship rights.

Justice Thomas noted that “Enabling low-cost, or no-cost, cancer screenings could impair the sacred rights of tumors, condylomas, and cancers. Our founding fathers would agree with the court’s decision.”