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Working hands seem to have found the poshest ground worker in the country for their advert

Do you live in a supermarket?

Skean was the spelling I encountered when I lived in Scotland a mere 26 years ago.

My six year old nephew, after a weekend with my 13 year old six months ago, will tell everyone that Max Verstappen is the bad one

Can confirm

" the Student Loans Company (the taxman in plastic glasses and fake moustache) will take a greater share, too."

The snail farm don: is this the most brazen tax avoidance scheme of all time? The long read: Terry Ball – renowned shoe salesman, friend to former mafiosi – has resolved to spend his last years finding ways to cheat authorities he feels have cheated him. His greatest ruse? A ta...

The snail farm don: is this the most brazen tax avoidance scheme of all time?

By @jim.londoncentric.media

www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...

Any cardigan is a sex cardigan if you want it to be

I mean it's not like there is any circumstance in which "oh I didn't see them/didn't expect them to be there" is a defence. (other than like, "I was not expecting the asteroid")

Apparently people are once again asking who's at fault here. We can improve road safety dramatically by revoking the driver's licence of everyone who thinks it's the cyclist's fault.

When the electric guitar bit comes in during Mike Oldfield’s In Dulci Jubilo

Losing 96 per cent of your money was *checks notes* good? A pyrrhic defeat

Remember that Austrian 0% coupon century bond? Turns out it was *checks notes* a good trade?!? www.ft.com/content/d2d4...

I've stopped using Spotify for most thinks so most of my wrapped was songs I'm learning on the guitar and @andrewmale.bsky.social 's Pastoral Pink Floyd Play list so it decided I was 73 and also needed a message from Charlie XCX

Scott Taylor (@wonderboymusic) on Threads Portugal. The Man. x Weird Al Yankovic x Jorma from The Lonely Island , “Killing in the Name” (Rage Against the Machine cover) • Live at Music Hall of Williamsburg on December 2, 2025.

Here's Portugal The Man with @alyankovic.bsky.social and Jorma Taccone covering Killing in the Name just like we all imagined happening one day. www.threads.com/@wonderboymu...

The breakfasts are seriously good value for money. A few years ago one of the guys came off on a ride and broke his collar bone. He kept saying "leave me here otherwise you'll miss breakfast" That's Captain Oates level of caring.

Daughter has to read some Tariq Ali essays for her History A-level and man, is she mad at him (for having an annoying prose style)

Just laughed myself into an absolute mess at this magnificent interpretation of parenthood at Christmas by “pregnantchicken” on Instagram

Whenever someone announces the birth of their child, I just think of all the times they'll be picking crayons off the floor in restaurants.

Oh well if Marc likes him he must be fine.

Something something ropes

This is now my official Christmas meme

Very angelic angel on our tree #ohcarlos #f1

Home Alone 2 is so good

I was just up in the loft thinking "is this wise, I've had three glasses of wine, oh well"

I've had my car for 18 years. I'm just not a car guy.

She gets more annoyed with the controls on the laptop, which I should also get around to turning off (and she could turn off if she bothered) she likes me being able to make her phone ring when she yet again can't find it.

My almost 18 year old still has parental controls on her phone because she didn't read the email Google sent her about how to turn them off. I should probably tell her at some point. (They are basically all off anyway)

My pal went to three nights of their London residency. He is 51 obv.

How do you even GET there from You Ess Ians?

My Fitbit app showing I did 36498 steps yesterday

All counts as cardio right?