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Hey Alexis, following up on this… 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Language, Bari!

We really need to go for the maximum chaos approach. Call their offices and tell them that you will campaign against them because they voted for a bill that don doesn’t like in 2019.

We need them to feel unsafe supporting this crap before don eventually changes his mind, bc they can’t keep up.

Incredible. Our national mood is ‘these jerks we’re too woke about my chicken sandwiches’ and now we have to hear about how masked police deserve our respect on cbs Sunday morning

Yup, just endless articles about Pepe’s and wojacks, covering these insane parts of our White House’s more nuanced interests.

41???? As in 5 years older than ME?!?!

forget rumors that she slept her way to the top; acting like you’re perpetually in your mid 50s is the real one neat trick

first time I ever saw a skeet posted on twitter 🥹

That 4th down for Oregon was…a moment in time.

I like to believe some dude in 1911 was just as unwell, dressed like this going to a cardinals game on a brand new El, ominously dreading what was to come for his cards and white sox

So fucking crazy. And these people can’t be stopped. There are zero electable people willing to stand up and say, these things are a public health emergency

this is exactly why, whenever i see a billionaire in person, i make sure i ask them for $200,000 cash

They have had a lot of practice in the 19th and 20th centuries

You said it buddy

My cafeteria was celebrating national DOUBLE cheeseburger day today, maybe as an erev-cheeseburger kind of thing

I am a little concerned that too many normal people saw the video of Charlie getting gunned down and are driven mad. Gun violence is messy and ugly, and never fun to confront directly. I sometimes wonder if we’d be in a better place if everybody saw what happened at sandy hook

But really, is comedy actually illegal for the first time?!

honestly id rather be on the planet of the apes right now. the apes had due process

a clip from Jeffrey Epstein's birthday book, taken from a page which implies that he groomed young girls to become his sexual partners 20 years later. it says the year 2003, with the words "what a great country!" underneath. there are hints of the images of the women on the edges. the screenshot insinuates that donald trump feels this way about how quickly people forgot about the revelations released, including this image.

At 16 years old. Like they have successfully radicalized a ton of men who are just coming of age to live in this world with us.

This is, unfortunately, probably how people felt about a lot of stupid things that did ultimately end up in history books

like, we are SO fucked, forever. the rest of our lives will be ruled by these morons or people more extreme than them, as they will never have known a Before Time.

Run by the nepo baby of the guy who owns Penske. Literally bought up a bunch of legacy mags for something to do.

I want off the fucking ride.

Not to mention makes it pretty hard to believe.

these guys need to play red dead redemption 2 for just like, 5 fucking hours.

There are five chicken stores in this plaza, and four of them have signage advertising the location outside their store…it’s so fucking funny

When really, this is peak communism bsky.app/profile/coda...

It is a store without exterior signage in a plaza with like 35 stores, all with exterior signage. I am growing obsessed with this place.

I really love the idea of him batch ordering the bread after all that

extremely David Beckham 2003

Sorry, a giant fake ticket welcoming him back to New Jersey. I’m sure @govmurphy.bsky.social will be in the box with him.