Kyle Harris

Just got the chills

07.04.2025 17:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish Marge looked at me the same way she looks at Will Smith freestyling

06.04.2025 18:06 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Every Black Friday I wake up at 5am and travel 5 hours to watch Punxsutawney Phil decide the price of a Black & Decker cordless drill, it’s boring, I don’t know why I do this

27.11.2024 15:45 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On the plane, watching pamphlet 😍

26.11.2024 15:11 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t shutup about her!!

22.11.2024 22:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why am I listed in the Martha Stewart Extramarital Affair starter pack??

22.11.2024 21:41 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

What watching Limitless at 3pm on TNT at the Hilton hotel does to a mf

20.11.2024 16:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve become the first bluesky user to post a photo of a TJMaxx storefront 🙌🏽

19.11.2024 20:53 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you Ari, she says hello

19.11.2024 18:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amazing news for bathroomheads like me

19.11.2024 15:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I need help convincing my wife Martha Stewart to get on this app!!!!!

18.11.2024 23:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1