Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
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Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
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The return of the Onion News Network was nominated for a Webby Award!
There is realistically only one other nominee who could win without us firebombing the Webby offices. Which one? Let's not have to find out.
vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...
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Favorite challenge threat? Favorite strategic player? Favorite social game?
Then take those three, and do fuck, marry, kill.
i.e. Fuck Tyson, Marry Cirie, Kill Todd
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I would shed my own blood, and spill other’s blood, for you
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Covering the White Sox for Sox Machine, prospects for FanGraphs, and White Sox prospects for Baseball America for the sake of thematic cohesion.
stuff in new yorker, mcsweeneys, etc.; member of sketch group Brick Penguin; DC comedy person; editor of the DC humor zine SKITS
see writing & sketches @ jimtatalias.com
zines @ skitszine.my.canva.site
Media Writer/Complainer
Previously: Digiday, IntegralAds, Tubefilter, DCNorg
Currently: https://mediahappyhour.substack.com/
phantom trash, kendall roy apologist
it's a whole new hell. he/they
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
Media writer/ennui enthusiast: Digiday, IntegralAds, Tubefilter, DCNorg
📍 NYC
Writer for The New Yorker, McSweeney's, The Believer, The Millions, The Novelizers, Current Affairs, Points in Case, Vol. 1 Brooklyn
https://www.evanallgood.com/
onion & clickhole headline contributor // 10k medal winner (participation) // getting into YouTube videos about wars/famines
Writing for games and jokes and stuff. pattyterhune.com
phils/birds/human rights fan
co-written by @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social
award-losing former local sensation. cohost of the Mutant Menace podcast. (he/him)
I’m very excited about the internet
https://linktr.ee/alanresnicks
Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
Husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
It’s a me
Trying to get paiid to make movies
Comic/videographer
Writer, podcaster, "journalist", "comedian", cool friggin dude. I host the podcasts Save Your Game zencastr.com/Save-Your-Game and Every Folk Song everyfolksong.xyz.
