Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
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Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
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The return of the Onion News Network was nominated for a Webby Award!
There is realistically only one other nominee who could win without us firebombing the Webby offices. Which one? Let's not have to find out.
vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...
01.04.2025 18:53 — 👍 662 🔁 30 💬 16 📌 2
Pilot forgot the keys to the plane at home! Now we all have to wait while his wife drives them over.
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Next season of Survivor should be all goths
22.11.2024 18:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
(to the firefighters working desperately to free my arm trapped in a vending machine before it loses circulation) you guys ready to see Red One only in theaters on November 15th?
21.11.2024 17:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Favorite challenge threat? Favorite strategic player? Favorite social game?
Then take those three, and do fuck, marry, kill.
i.e. Fuck Tyson, Marry Cirie, Kill Todd
19.11.2024 20:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I would shed my own blood, and spill other’s blood, for you
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stuff in new yorker, mcsweeneys, etc.; member of sketch group Brick Penguin; DC comedy person; editor of the DC humor zine SKITS
see writing & sketches @ jimtatalias.com
zines @ skitszine.my.canva.site
Media Writer/Complainer
Previously: Digiday, IntegralAds, Tubefilter, DCNorg
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phantom trash, kendall roy apologist
it's a whole new hell. he/they
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
buffaloeggs.com is my gift to the world
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Media writer/ennui enthusiast: Digiday, IntegralAds, Tubefilter, DCNorg
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onion & clickhole headline contributor // 10k medal winner (participation) // getting into YouTube videos about wars/famines
Writing for games and jokes and stuff. pattyterhune.com
phils/birds/human rights fan
co-written by @cjbcjbcjb.bsky.social
award-losing former local sensation. cohost of the Mutant Menace podcast. (he/him)
I’m very excited about the internet
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Host of all podcasts. Independent Journalist. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider. The post is probably a joke, really it’s obvious.
Husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
It’s a me
Trying to get paiid to make movies
Comic/videographer
Writer, podcaster, "journalist", "comedian", cool friggin dude. I host the podcasts Save Your Game zencastr.com/Save-Your-Game and Every Folk Song everyfolksong.xyz.
Screenwriter
NBCU Launch Writer Fellow
Warner Bros Discovery Access Alum
Husband of Martha Stewart
