Ryan 🦇

“I could kill you for your eyelashes,” probably

Just a reminder that Anchorage International Airport is 1) a major hub for communities only accessible via air and 2) the fourth busiest cargo hub *in the world*

So uhhh this is bad for more than just your holiday travel plans 😬

Yeah, I’ve had it set to “warn” for ages, mostly to see what that label catches, and I think I’ve only seen it come up twice? It really is not a language filter or secretly hiding your posts

A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse

Healthcare in NM:

My suggestion is to waste a lot more time on shit that keeps you at peace and stop efficiently doing much of anything

[IMAGE ID: a rectangle graphic with a teal & yellow background. On the background there is a photo of Diana, a queer Latine femme with long dark hair, and her parents, her father is a man with a beard wearing a hat & gray shirt, & her mother is a woman wearing a red shirt & straw hat. Text on the graphic reads "Help Diana Thrive Fundraiser Aid Bundle". END ID]

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PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER NEW MEXICO DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH SECRETARY GINA DEBLASSIE AUGUST 29, 2025 Ensuring Availability of COVID-19 Vaccine for the 2025-2026 Season

THIS ORDER supersedes any previous order, proclamation, or directives to the extent they are in conflict. This Public Order shall take effect immediately and remain in effect until such time as it automatically expires one year from the date of issuance, or until such time as the New Mexico Department of Health Cabinet Secretary rescinds it.

New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!

If you think all the current messes happening are confined exclusively to the US, you’re deeply, deeply misinformed

10 games to get to know me

Knights of the Old Republic
Pentiment
Prose & Codes
Wingspan
The Walking Dead season 1
Portal 2
VtM: Night Road
Citizen Sleeper
Dragon Age 2
Hatoful Boyfriend

Screenshot of a form: “Have you ever been exposed to loud noises? If yes: please list”

Filling out the paperwork for an audiology referral and

it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught

100 is too many degrees. Take some back.

Not really.

I use stuff from classes I took earlier, but the actual degree program not so much (and most of those classes didn’t transfer in). Having a completed degree on a resume seems to help though 🤷🏻

Jesus fucking christ & boy goddam howdy is right now ever NOT THE TIME for a raft of donation-forward emails from goddam dems. Tell me what you're doing, what you're GOING to do, what youve actually fucking done & maybe, in teeny tiny type at the VERY end, you can add a "please give if you can" link

An orange and white cat looks noble but his paws are out of view. Claws are probably stuck on something

i have asked numerous cats, on many separate occasions, why they get their claws stuck on things so much. why are they so bad at retracting their claws?

not one cat has ever explained. i can only assume they do not know. tragic.

i blame the schools

I will never watch a live action remake, you can’t make me.

If you’re too young to remember the very real fear of a draft in the early 2000s, I’m sure this does sound fake. It’s not, you’re just missing context

There is no context in which slurs are OK.

Preparing a counterpoint? The meta-point you're proving is that you WANT a context. That WANT is a problem.

We have perfectly fine words for crap individuals. Their genders, races, sexualities, etc. don't need to be bundled into their individual crapness.

Okay if Kinsey isn’t a switch hitter I think she has to pick a new name

A chart that explains what to do If You Find A Baby Songbird Out Of The Nest. Is it hurt or did a cat get it? (Cat bites & scratches cause deadly infections.) or, Has a person kept it for over a day, given it food or water, or gotten it wet? If yes, Contact a licensed wildlife rehabilitator or wildlife care center near you. An online search can help. If no, what does it look like? Eyes not yet open. You have a hatchling. It's very young. Eyes open; feathers few & may be in tube-like sheaths. You have a nestling. Feathered; awkwardly hops or flutters; tail & wings short. You have a fledgling. Many sharp teeth; large claw on second toe. You have a velociraptor. If a hatchling or nestling, can you see the nest? If yes, Return it to its nest. The parents won’t care if they can smell you. If no, Make a nest from a basket & dried grass. Wire it to a tree. (Note: A few species, like Juncos, need a nest on the ground.) If a fledgling, is it in immediate danger? If yes, carefully move it to a safer spot nearby. If no, DO NOT INTERVENE! Though the bird looks awkward, it’s in a natural stage & the parents are still feeding it. If a velociraptor, has it seen you? If yes, back away slowly. Do not show fear. If no, run. Watch for others that may attack from the sides. FYI: Some babies (eg. swifts, most woodpeckers) only sit on the ground if in trouble. When in doubt, keep watch & contact a wildlife rehabilitator if needed!

Found a baby songbird? Here's a newly updated chart!

The history nerd in me is so tickled

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Mom just suggested that I march right up to the Vatican, introduce myself to the guy in charge, hand him a printed copy of my resume and tell him confidently and forcefully that I’m the right person for the job.

I have a question for cis women on Bsky discussing the recent anti-trans legal opinion from the UK.

Are you able to discuss why the law is wrong without relying on, "this might affect me too"?

🎶 If you don’t want to do your job then just retire 🎶

Lisa Simpson lecturing. On the screen behind her it says : "The people who made Jurassic Park didn't think it was possible to transition from female to male and that's why they got eaten by dinosaurs. Moral of the story is, support trans rights or get eaten by dinosaurs."

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

It's the annual Ask a Manager salary survey! Every year, vastly fewer men fill this out than women. Men, please share your salary info (anonymously) so we have concrete salary comparisons to inform pay negotiations and fight the pay gap