DNAtured Journal

Tragic!

Whoops!

Genuis!

lots of symptom overlap!

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until then it's impossible to know!

full article: www.dnatured.com/research/phy... #satire #academia #gradschool

how can you hate their cute lil type III secretion systems??

full article: www.dnatured.com/biology/micr...

the plastic is so beautiful this time of year

FULL ARTICLE: www.dnatured.com/environment/...

text that says "Grad Student Desperate For Feedback Thrilled To Receive “K.” From Supervisor After Just 3 Months" with an image of a happy man in a turban looking at his phone with a green background.

He hopes this is a sign he might get the coveted 3 word response in the next year or so.

full article: www.dnatured.com/research/gra...

I had never witnessed the gathering of so many 1000 page review articles before

full article: www.dnatured.com/astronomy/as...

#phdlife #researchlife #researcher #phdproblems #phdlife #phdmemes #academia #academialife #academiaproblems

“He still can’t tell a quark from a hadron,” fumed the boy’s father, who lost several deposits after 8-month-old Jordan failed multiple entrance exams for summer college prep courses.

full article: www.dnatured.com/physics/pare... #scientist #scientistparents #phd #science #comedy #humor

Time to celebrate!

full article: www.dnatured.com/research/phd...

#phdchat #phdlife #phd #academia #thesiswriting #thesis

the lab appears to have found an infinite funding glitch

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#animalstudies #animalstudiesstudent #biologyresearch #microbiologoy #microbio #biolabs #medicallabscience #medicallaboratory #medlab #medlactech #gradschool #NIH #NIHcuts #fundingcut

Scientists are marvelling at the student's abilities to adapt to harsh environments both inside and outside the lab.

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#gradschool #gradstudent #graduateschool #GraduateStudies #inflation #CostOfLivingCrisis

"It's wonderful! I tell some young whippersnappers to do a million experiments and now a few years later I get this nice prize."

#postdoc #phdlife #researcher #postdoc

A perennial reminder

#scientist #research #phd #academia

www.dnatured.com/protocols/pr...

oh no!

#research #phd #science #academia #researchlife

we love a deal!

#fluorescentantibody #fluorescentantibodytest #fluorescentantibodystaining #fluorescentantibodymethod #fluorescentantibodytechniques #immunofluorescence #immunofluorescencemicroscopy #immunofluorescenceassay #microbiology

scientists say there could be a link...

#gradschool #gradschoolproblems #gradstudent #gradstudentproblems #gradstudentlife #graduateschoollife #academia

Oops!

oops! what'd I miss (other than thousands of dollars in lectures)? #exams #examlife

all that work for no work!

full article: www.dnatured.com/research/who...

Scientists are saying we should french-tuck in for a century full of hot girl summers, monsoon girl springs, drought girl autumns, and famine girl winters!

full article: www.dnatured.com/environment/... #climatescience #satire #comedy #science

love a cutie with an attitude!

just as we suspected...

full article: www.dnatured.com/research/new... #science #satire #comedy #funny #sciencecomedy

duality of scientific articles

what a relief!

full article: www.dnatured.com/physics/phew... #science #satire #sciencecomedy #theoreticalphysics #multiverse

how rude!

full article: www.dnatured.com/biology/snub... #science #satire #microbiology #sciencecomedy

"We hope this will reduce complaints from senior graduate students that new students take up too much space in the lab, as the procedure will compress students enough to fit on a countertop."

full article www.dnatured.com/research/dep... #gradschool #phd

Oops!

www.dnatured.com/research/phd... #PhDproblems #gradschool

#science #chemistry #comedy