Tragic!
25.07.2025 04:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@dnatured.bsky.social
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Tragic!
25.07.2025 04:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whoops!
25.07.2025 04:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Genuis!
25.07.2025 04:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lots of symptom overlap!
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until then it's impossible to know!
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how can you hate their cute lil type III secretion systems??
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the plastic is so beautiful this time of year
FULL ARTICLE: www.dnatured.com/environment/...
text that says "Grad Student Desperate For Feedback Thrilled To Receive βK.β From Supervisor After Just 3 Months" with an image of a happy man in a turban looking at his phone with a green background.
He hopes this is a sign he might get the coveted 3 word response in the next year or so.
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I had never witnessed the gathering of so many 1000 page review articles before
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#phdlife #researchlife #researcher #phdproblems #phdlife #phdmemes #academia #academialife #academiaproblems
βHe still canβt tell a quark from a hadron,β fumed the boyβs father, who lost several deposits after 8-month-old Jordan failed multiple entrance exams for summer college prep courses.
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Time to celebrate!
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#phdchat #phdlife #phd #academia #thesiswriting #thesis
the lab appears to have found an infinite funding glitch
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Scientists are marvelling at the student's abilities to adapt to harsh environments both inside and outside the lab.
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#gradschool #gradstudent #graduateschool #GraduateStudies #inflation #CostOfLivingCrisis
"It's wonderful! I tell some young whippersnappers to do a million experiments and now a few years later I get this nice prize."
#postdoc #phdlife #researcher #postdoc
A perennial reminder
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oh no!
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we love a deal!
#fluorescentantibody #fluorescentantibodytest #fluorescentantibodystaining #fluorescentantibodymethod #fluorescentantibodytechniques #immunofluorescence #immunofluorescencemicroscopy #immunofluorescenceassay #microbiology
scientists say there could be a link...
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Oops!
02.01.2025 00:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oops! what'd I miss (other than thousands of dollars in lectures)? #exams #examlife
11.12.2024 02:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0all that work for no work!
full article: www.dnatured.com/research/who...
Scientists are saying we should french-tuck in for a century full of hot girl summers, monsoon girl springs, drought girl autumns, and famine girl winters!
full article: www.dnatured.com/environment/... #climatescience #satire #comedy #science
love a cutie with an attitude!
29.11.2024 19:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just as we suspected...
full article: www.dnatured.com/research/new... #science #satire #comedy #funny #sciencecomedy
duality of scientific articles
29.11.2024 04:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what a relief!
full article: www.dnatured.com/physics/phew... #science #satire #sciencecomedy #theoreticalphysics #multiverse
how rude!
full article: www.dnatured.com/biology/snub... #science #satire #microbiology #sciencecomedy
"We hope this will reduce complaints from senior graduate students that new students take up too much space in the lab, as the procedure will compress students enough to fit on a countertop."
full article www.dnatured.com/research/dep... #gradschool #phd
Oops!
www.dnatured.com/research/phd... #PhDproblems #gradschool
#science #chemistry #comedy
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