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Simon Holmes πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

@mtlsimon11.bsky.social

Gen X. Habs. Hockey cards. Punk rock.

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Hoping I can quantam leap back to sanity.

18.02.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What I do with my snowblower is my business.

18.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#Punk 🀘
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18.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She wouldn't have done it if she wasn't good with it. She don't put up with shit.

18.02.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to find my way back to my original dimension. This one sucks.

18.02.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know what you're talking about.

18.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May and June kill me.

18.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a kid that's perfect. My father in law's birthday is Dec 25 so he's been screwed since 1949.

18.02.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy b day! How old?

18.02.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! I've already got the set up in my living room. They aren't getting any farther than that.

18.02.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's usually how I celebrate.

18.02.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of that, plus she's probably tired of hearing me complain.

18.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*shit

18.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rick Rude used to pull that shut before making out with some dude's wife in the ring.

18.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They sell bed pans at Dollarama?

18.02.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was complaining about how bad hockey looked streaming on the Chromecast from my phone on the bedroom TV, so she was going to buy a Google TV streamer, but for about only twice the price we could get a new 4K TV with it built in. Hockey looks much better!

18.02.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow. 49.

18.02.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, it's coming up tomorrow. My last one in my 40s.

18.02.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That'll do!

18.02.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For my birthday the wife got me a new TV for the bedroom and mounted it on the wall. Pretty sweet. Now I just need to bring in the mini fridge and I never need to leave the bedroom except to pee.

18.02.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going through withdrawal myself!

18.02.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's got things that make you go Mmmmmm πŸ˜‹

17.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And it was all obvious. Only a stupid person would have believed this.

17.02.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kevin O'Leary looks like an aging testicle.

17.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good for her!

17.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's what I'm thinking, too. It's very "convenient."

17.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No

17.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If true, this is beyond ridiculous.

17.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His NHL days are just about done.

17.02.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently Patrik Laine injured himself watching TV or brushing his teeth or something.

17.02.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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