Simon Holmes 🇨🇦

You out 4 to 6 weeks?

"I don't need prizes" lol that's rich!

Bad burrito at the food court.

Sorry about that, guys.

Thinking Virgin or Freedom. Fizz is cheap too.

Appalling but predictable.

Oh, this is old. Never mind, still a clown.

If they can't get this rink right there's no other choice. It sucks, but we don't want anyone getting hurt.

I've seen this clown make the same comment before.

WTF? Lol!

Cole Caufield now has more assists than goals. #GoHabsGo

I know it sounds petty, but I can't stand Auston Matthews' stupid face.

His shooting percentage is off the charts.

I'm sorry, but that puck over glass penalty against the Leafs is such garbage. What a stupid rule.

It's my annual secular humanist non denominational holiday foliage.

It has begun.

As an 18 year old in Ottawa, the greatest city on earth was Hull.

Booo

I'm spending it on hockey cards.

So bizarre.

It's colder than a witch's titty.

Earned another. Honestly, you're one of my favourites. Keep up the great work!

I want to thank you all for the reposts. Page views is how I get to keep working at this which I truly enjoy doing.

You've been super to me here at BlueSky. When I look at the reposts at the bottom of my article I am always so pleased and grateful.

Thank you, All.

The weirdest thing just happened. My wife handed me $90. I asked why. "I just took some cash out. Here's some." I started asking questions, then thought, "shut up and take the money."

Well deserved. 👏

Anyone else cheering for the Canes tonight?

Dude makes me look like Clooney.

My Rogers cell phone contract is up. Bye bye assholes.

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