For one billion dollars, you have to pick (without knowing the opponent) one NFL team to win just one game. Who do you pick?
Because I don’t trust any NFL team to win in any given week.
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For one billion dollars, you have to pick (without knowing the opponent) one NFL team to win just one game. Who do you pick?
Because I don’t trust any NFL team to win in any given week.
Publish it anyway.
13.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s only one sentence that fully explains and reconciles all five sentences: they’re fascists that hid until they were fully in power.
13.10.2025 14:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a requirement to run for office, all politicians should be implanted with a device that shocks their entire body if they lie.
I know that sounds cruel, but have you thought about the suffering we endure by listening to this twatwaffle lie constantly?
Not only that, but cannot comprehend that people do things because they are the right things to do, without being paid.
Trump would never do anything without knowing that he stand to personally gain from it, especially in compensation.
Look, I sincerely don’t want to wish something on someone, even if they
probably deserve it.
But there is something extremely wrong with him. Likely incurable and aggressive.
Frustrating how Dems got punished for trying to deal with the exact same situation before it got out of hand.
Ok, silly question. Who do we see about “finally resolving the issue”? You’re the goddamn SUPREME COURT. There is no one else to solve these.
12.10.2025 19:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oooh, he included that Nobel barb exclusively to piss Trump off. Good.
12.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 54 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0AI generated or not, how can any media outlet think it’s ok to publish something without SOMEONE reviewing it? Just awful.
12.10.2025 15:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I fear Brennan is not long for CBS with Weiss in charge.
12.10.2025 15:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s the perfect Trumpkin. No accountability. “Why does everyone hate me? All I did was throw them under the bus.”
Get out of here with your victim complex. You want to switch parties, that’s your right. Own up to it and do it without the histrionics and crocodile tears.
He’s the perfect Trumpkin. No accountability. “Why does everyone hate me? All I did was throw them under the bus.”
Get out of here with your victim complex. You want to switch parties, that’s your right. Own up to it and do it without the histrionics and crocodile tears.
I cannot tell you how hard Dems across the nation worked to get this bald asshat elected, and he simply turns tail and auditions for the Fox News Golden Parachute at the first sign of trouble.
“I fEeL iSoLaTeD”. Maybe that dagger in the back of everyone who helped you has something to do with it.
It’s not called Wis-PRO-sin, amirite?
12.10.2025 02:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, you see, she said they couldn’t USE them. She didn’t say they couldn’t use them as threats to quell protests.
12.10.2025 00:03 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, I love JB in many ways, but his absence from these scenes is an abomination. He needs to be there and see all the abuses happening.
12.10.2025 00:02 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0AP Top 25 voters, hear me out:
1. Ohio State
2. Indiana
Make it happen. It’s not particularly close.
I’m a fan of a rival team, and I’m here for it. I wish my team was shaking things up, but if not us, go get you some, Indiana!
Break that glass ceiling. Show the “blue bloods” what’s up.
See, I know people are pushing this theory, but I don’t buy it. Because Trump and ICE are getting to do whatever they want.
I think they are using the implication of escalation to achieve whatever they want.
And because I hear the responses, Trump is not smart enough to do this. Others are.
This is an excellent tweet that is guaranteed to trap someone on both sides.
11.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’ve got a Dick growing out of your head
11.10.2025 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I agree. A local cop just happened to be sitting outside the house as ICE chased them home? Absolutely complicit.
11.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 62 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Apologies. That looks like a 3/4 zip. That’s even more respect.
11.10.2025 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gotta respect him for rawdogging the 1/4 zip.
11.10.2025 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That’s really the problem with them. They don’t understand mockery, sarcasm, satire, etc.
That’s why being called “weirdos” affected them so much. It wasn’t sarcasm or mocking. It was simply an accurate, biting commentary, and they realized they were the butts of the joke.
I’m not saying he doesn’t have a point. He has a case. But damn, that is ballsy to beg for a flag with all the DPI they got away with today.
11.10.2025 21:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Ohio State defender begging for a flag is both hilarious and infuriating.
11.10.2025 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love when we eradicate something, only to do the dumbest things possible and let them come back. Nazis, measles, let’s just resurrect the dinosaurs and let them ravage us.
11.10.2025 19:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@govpritzker.illinois.gov Where are you? This is in violation of court orders, assisted by local and state police. WHY ARE ILLINOIS TAXPAYERS SUBSIDIZING THIS TERROR?
11.10.2025 19:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@govpritzker.illinois.gov You have said all the right things, but your inaction, IN THE FACE OF COURT ORDERS, is not going unnoticed! This is unacceptable!
11.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0