Beth

One year, in the halcyon days of MoviePass, I saw every single movie that was nominated for anything. Before the Oscars aired. It was magical and wonderful and completely unnecessary, and I have never and will never do it ever again.

It’s a testament to how bad support chatbots are that it makes me, a person who desperately hate talking on the phone, wish for a phone call instead.

Or maybe even people like me, someone who lives in a rural conservative town but is absolutely incensed at what is happening in The Cities and wishes I could do something to protect my fellow Minnesotans who are being attacked and abducted.

There is a new autistic barbie out, but no one is talking about her mother, undiagnosed computer engineer barbie about to get the surprise of her life when she starts to argue with the evaluator that these are all normal childhood behaviours that she had when she was the same age.

so pretty soon ice will have deployed every officer they have to minneapolis and the thing to do then is cut a huge hole in the ice in a big lake and have bugs bunny dress up like a lady and stand behind talking all "help help rescue me from all the foreigners!"

Hinted at tragic backstory? Hello Sad Boy!

EXU Divergence = Sad Boy

Just started EXU Prime and he’s maybe not a Sad Boy? My world is upside down. If Orym does not become a Sad Boy, is he even really a Liam character?

A pale yellow knitted baby blanket with a dragon at its center.

Completed blanket for my cousin’s new baby girl. Maybe the proudest I’ve been of a piece. It’s sick as hell.

She was basically like, as long as you're aware of it and can work with it, and I was like, not a problem lol.

In one of my human behavior classes, the text touched on coping mechanisms and classified dissociation as immature, and, buddy, you can pry my dissociating from my cold dead hands 😭😂

Reviewing my midterm internship eval with my supervisor and one of the things she pointed out that I could work on is that when I get overwhelmed, I tend to shut down, and like...yeah.....guilty lol

Just got the notice that the we were awarded the grant that I helped write at my internship!

Please quote post a picture where you were completely happy, and nothing else mattered but that moment.

Arriving to Disneyland and seeing my nephews for their third birthday.

🫡🤞

I always find out about Northern Lights in my area by seeing everyone's posts about it the next morning 😂😭

Having not long ago finished watching for the first time Critical Role's 1st campaign, currently watching their second campaign, and keeping up with their current campaign, I must know (don't tell me) will Liam ever not play a Sad Boy? (Absolutely do not tell me, I will find out in due time)

Not my internship giving me real responsibilities. 😭 You expect me, an almost 40 year old baby, to be able to do things?????

Great question posed by one of my 7th graders today. Is sugar cane real or does it only exist in Minecraft?

A couple weeks ago in my policy class we were analyzing the OBBA and how unequivocally harmful it is and one of my classmates asked why did they pass it and sincerely believed that the people who passed it can't be that malicious and I'm just like, Baby girl...where have you been?

This fucking Mac update just bricked my computer on the day I quit my job so I can do a fucking unpaid internship for a year, which I need my fucking computer for

Only my classes left!

All my presentations are done! Two more assignments and two more classes and I get a three week break until next semester.

They have been walking around with a toad in their hands “looking” for the right spot to release it for about 20 minutes now. Decent odds that toad will end up in the car to my hometown 😂

My city-boy nephews are visiting a Minnesota lake for the first time and they are having the full experience. Boat ride. Jumping in the lake. Catching a fish. Catching a toad. Their minds are truly blown.

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

Fun to watch a @dropout.tv sketch in my masters social work class lol. Seeing Zac, Grant, Katie, and Trapp has me like

It is my town’s annual celebration day and I have perfected the art of feigning like I know someone who clearly knows me.

Beloit, WI revitalized its waterfront and chose this way to celebrate it: by bringing to life Georges Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte."

A wrist tattoo of the Harry Potter Deathly Hallows symbol, a triangle surrounding a circle with a line bisecting both.

The same tattoo but with the silhouette of a tree going up the center and several stars surrounding it.

Goodbye deathly hallows, hello Standard of Gondor

My mom just got hearing aids and has decided that she’ll wait to put them in until after my dad has left the house 😂

I have not bled through my pajama pants in years, but I guess that’s the universe’s way of punishing me for my hubris of buying white pajama pants. 😭