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@essana.bsky.social

Professional silly sausage. Amateur game dev. I like psychology, philosophy, and a bunch of other eclectic stuff. I can be soft and chill, and I can be gaming.

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Oh no they're not bots they're people I personally know and those are their legal government issued names.

That last one was really funny in school. The teacher would try to pronounce his name and just spontaneously combust.

20.10.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know what this energy is called but this energy is very energy. A real vibe energy right there. These foxes have vibrating energy. These foxes energy vibratedly. And I am here for it.

13.10.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:3

13.10.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a close up of a cat 's face with a pink nose Alt: THE PINK NOSED FUCKING THING STARES AT YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE CUTE
12.10.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i cant wait for epsiode 7 of the amazing digital circus where kinger pisses the bed

12.10.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

egg

11.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

egg

11.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well groomed monstrosity, enjoying its wretched soft autumn themed shelter

10.10.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds ideal, I've always wanted a kitty :P

24.09.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lots of hugs ๐Ÿ’™(maybe dungeons together because healing :x )

23.09.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BARK BARK BBAKRBA BARK waow

23.09.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

an autumn themed hide is a worthy tribute

23.09.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But how could you GET any more explicit than analysing every individual polygon and taking four hours to explain things that everyone thinks are obvious despite the fact that the game never mentions it?! I've already told you all the fucked up implications of 7-4!

11.09.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to whisper so many violations of the "show, don't tell" rule into your ear, and talk to you about Ultrakill details you're not supposed to directly pay attention to in such a way that despite the fact that I'm speaking quickly you'll be half-conscious 3 days in and I'm still on 0-2.

11.09.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*leisurely passing you on a bike* Hey, nice collar!
*leaps into the sunset*

10.09.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why am i on your shopping list :3

10.09.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mlem

09.09.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

squirming like a beached seal, whole cow ๐Ÿ˜‚

03.09.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

VegOut means they're Out of Veg so they're having to use the closest supplement they can find around the house.

For whatever reason, said closest supplement is the fucking TV remote.

31.08.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah exactly but the above post is enough to make a layman wonder :)

29.08.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I didn't know any better this post would make me start wondering if you might be gay.

29.08.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've heard it be described as Pomni breaking Jax's masks one by one, and tbh I believe it, so yeah that'd be progress.

29.08.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know I already said this but BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

22.08.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

;3

22.08.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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22.08.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is 1% less round now.

Head remains equally empty.

21.08.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same and real.

20.08.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am and I'm confident Penny am too

20.08.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

friend shaped but also pancake shaped

20.08.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Game massively benefits from the "this story kicks ass what the fuck" mindset but no-one went back to 2001 to let anyone know what kind of mindset the many evolving worlds, including the real, physical one, would cultivate.

20.08.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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