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), featuring a verification badge and a "Follow" button. The text of the post reads, "Former McDonaldβs Employee Opens Car Dealership." The attached image shows a person in a blue suit with a red tie standing with arms outstretched in front of a red Tesla car parked on a driveway. In the background, there is a white building with columns, partially covered by a white canopy, and some greenery. The scene appears to be staged humorously, suggesting a connection to the White House or a similar official building.
Itβs actually true.
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One day, we will wake up and he will be dead. That keeps me going.
11.03.2025 00:45 β π 2437 π 135 π¬ 136 π 21
This is Kevin and Creed. They don't know how they got in this situation, but had already decided to simply accept their fate. 13/10 for both
04.03.2025 23:11 β π 5858 π 486 π¬ 100 π 54
I just sat and deleted 2000 emails and it somehow made me feel like I have my life together
28.02.2025 03:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
29.01.2025 21:54 β π 11643 π 1356 π¬ 189 π 33
24.01.2025 00:00 β π 1073 π 160 π¬ 16 π 6
Book entitled: how to date buildings (an easy reference guide)
Iβm done dating humans. Iβve got a better ideaβ
24.01.2025 14:04 β π 22481 π 1623 π¬ 825 π 232
You call a plumber and this is who they send.
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23.01.2025 18:05 β π 297 π 30 π¬ 4 π 4
When I say βmy cat is the prettiest cat on earthβ please understand that YOUR CAT is also the prettiest cat on Earth. BOTH of our dogs are the cutest dogs in America.
My petsβ beauty does not take away from your petsβ beauty.
They are all good dogs, Brant.
22.01.2025 01:24 β π 9165 π 554 π¬ 243 π 20
It's his birthday π₯³
22.01.2025 00:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Trans rights are human rights π³οΈββ§οΈ
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NY Times bestselling, often banned author. MARRIED feminist. Mom. Grandma. German shepherd lover. Joy seeker midst the chaos. Staunch ally. Democracy defender. Fighting for our kids' future. Not here to be sold anything. #blueresister
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Writer, editor, publisher, professor. Some people call me a bad feminist and by some people I mean me.
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A totally improvised fantasy epic. And a funny chat show hosted by a guy from Chicago trapped in the magical land of Foon.
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A lot cooler than Dr Google
Author of:
Red Darkling
Bonkpocalypse
Vacation on Planet Glor
The Bone Clock
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U.S. Senator, Massachusetts. She/her/hers. Official Senate account.
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Nerdy introvert. D&D. Theater and music lover. Avid reader of books and memes. Novice audio description narrator. Dog loving and coffee obsessed. Containing multitudes since '97.
Bringing people, science, and compassion together to solve world problems and protect health. Let's #EndThisPandemic together.
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