Nick Harron

Imagine being a US Civics teacher and having to explain the system of "checks and balances" with a straight face rn 😂

The musical about this guy is gonna write itself

Welcome to America, Afrikaners! 🇺🇸🦅🇿🇦

Criticize your Leaders 🇺🇸🦅

Just wanted to put this out there so people don't end up looking like hypocrites #politics #comedy #satire #politicalhumor #liberals #republicans

The sooner we help Elon Musk achieve his dream of going to Mars, the sooner we can get rid of him. If we all work hard and put our heads together, I think we can shoot him into space by the end of this year

Everything I say is actually super deep. If you don't think so, it's just because you're not smart enough.

Just go back to bed 😴🛌 #comedy #satire #funny #depression

We're about to see the fastest growth of wealth disparity in the history of the world.

Sell all of your stocks. Buying a stock is a vote of confidence. Stop putting your trust in these psychopaths.

Listen, I know people are worried about the stock market, but there's nothing to worry about. The US dollar might not even be that valuable in the near future.

When other people act stupid when they're drunk, it's because they're stupid.

When I do it, it's because I'm acting drunk as a meta commentary on the experience of being drunk.

I like WriterDuet. Everything is done in-browser and saves to the cloud.

It's a shame everyone can use BlueSky now. I had all that exclusivity before and I didn't even take advantage of it 😔

The Bear is about the American dream. It's about hard work, dedication, entrepreneurship, having a rich uncle to bankroll your business ideas, and poor mental health.

Really? We've got deep fakes and lab-grown meat and gluten free pancakes and AI art and you still "CAN'T BELIEVE" it's not butter?! Open your fucking eyes people!!!

I put the ring on and I'm invisible?! There's no fucking way I'm throwing that into a volcano.

‘Steamboat Willie’ Horror Film Announced as Mickey Mouse Enters Public Domain 'Steamboat Willie' is about to be adapted as a horror film, now that Mickey Mouse is in the public domain.

"It’s a project I’ve been dreaming of [ever since I heard about the public domain thing]"

Review of ‘Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire’ (2023) ★ My thoughts while watching this: Okay, wow, so people are just going to straight up say whatever is on their mind. This Gunnar guy looks exactly like Zack Snyder. This Gunnar guy is a bad actor.…

My ★ review of Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire on Letterboxd boxd.it/5sRng5

Where's the edgy Steamboat Willie content I've been promised?!

I wish there was a way to tell the algorithm that I already bought that thing. Like, you're wasting your time dude. I didn't even need your ad. That's how pathetic of a consumer I am.

I'm starting to think I never should've stolen the identity of the guy I killed in the war

Is anyone else's holiday trip home just everyone in the family taking turns getting sick?

If companies were smart they'd just give everyone time off from December 23rd to January 2nd. Nothing of real value is being done or made during this time*.

*I'm talking about white collar jobs, of course. The people who actually do work do that shit year-round.

I'm on here for one reason: to hear the enlightened teachings of @internethippo.bsky.social.

Everything else is just noise.

I'm not a big music person, so if I have a song liked by an artist, and it's not in their top 10 songs on Spotify, you know I REALLY like them.

These small town folk aren't bad people, they're just easily manipulated and misinformed. Unlike me, a thinking man who pays $4k a month to live in poverty

This looks like the kind of magazine issue humanity would publish on an alien planet

Apparently middle America is far more obsessed with Minions than I ever could've realized

Visiting family for the holidays is the only time of year I get to see what commercials look like these days