Boston Bugsy

"Chuck Schumer" isn't a name, folks. It's instructions.

Another classic post-Homan day where around school dismissal time we get a flurry of ICE vehicles all across our neighborhoods. Today one vehicle led an observer to their own home and pointed at it. This is a sick game to them, but we won’t be intimidated and we won’t stop until DHS is abolished.

David Muir, Tony Dokoupil, and Tom Llamas in image about dokoupil's bad ratings

So weird that these aren't all the same guy.

Very funny that MAGA world produced an alternate realty halftime show to please an audience of one who quite clearly did not watch it.

My 1970s edition of The Penguin Dorothy Parker.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

85-years-old and buggs bunny is finally headlining the Super Bowl. never give up on ur dreams i guess

I hear Bugs Bunny is competing in the Super Bowl

Was driving my kids to school and the first thing on the radio was reporting about Trump's video depicting the Obamas as apes and I think many people still don't fully appreciate what it means to have to raise Black children in a country where the president is so brazenly and consistently racist

Always thought Massie was a brunette

Dreamed i shit my pants in public last night ama

Tough for Jack Bauer to torture a confession out of someone when they go on TV and announce all the evil stuff they're gonna do every damn day

RFK, jr. is the worst person you ever met at a party in california, patel is the worst guy you ever encountered at the gym, bondi is the worst person you ever met at church, bessent is the worst person you have ever met at a conference, all these people are the worst versions of every stereotype

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

Every day the mods on here:

This Song's Just Six Words Long

youtu.be/SIIvJkSLSfw?...

Poignant.

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

YouTube video by CypressHillVEVO Cypress Hill, London Symphony Orchestra - Insane In The Brain (Live)

Not sure if everyone knows this but Cypress Hill and The London Symphony Orchestra made that Simpsons joke a reality a little while ago

You're a joke. Schumer's a joke. Nothing you are proposing will fix this. Nobody thinks you are meeting the moment adequately.

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The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

Not sure how this can possibly be within zoning regulations for these facilities but I guess nobody gives a shit about the rules anymore except me and Walter Sobchak

One of the best actors of her generation. Easily one of the best comedians of all time. As much Catherine O’Hara as we got, it was nowhere near enough.

This was far and away not the obituary i wanted to read today.

Aw man. This lady was so, so fkn funny. One of the legit best to ever do it.

A reporter is arrested for covering a protest and the AP, which should see this as an all-out attack on its core mission, issues a post with language implying Lemon was involved in the protest and perhaps culpable. Jesus, do better by your own. Ffs.