undugdirt

Auburn flops are like poetry in motion. This is next level flopping, I love it.

hey! fuck your midterms, I have bills to pay.

It's complicated, but it boils down to the same fuckers as always wrote themselves a big check on the bank of us. Again.

Lamar Jackson ranked 10 spots too low at number 8

Oh my god this is going to give me an aneurysm

This is genuinely heartbreaking. My kids went to ELC ~14ish years ago. It was amazing in so many ways, and every time I drive by there I think "of all the bullshit in this world, there's a place where people who don't already have everything can get the best of something."

I can't believe in 2026 I'm seeing people asking for more midrange shots. Cavemen.

(honest but boring answer is Rise of Skywalker but also) My Friend Dahmer. The book was really compelling and I was so bored and irritated at the movie.

I guarantee Andy Beshear has done that more effectively and consistently than the people you are transparently stumping for

thank god what would we have done without the cohost of the man show we would have been well and truly lost

I would say do it with skyline but I don't want to be responsible for your hospital bills

Can’t be touching stones past the hog line now

this is what we call the ol' "good team/bad team" matchup

And there’s crypto. Bingo

I am a single-issue voter and it’s this

The only answer to every question like this is "you don't _have_ to do anything except live in the same world that you do things in"

In practice, the insight of not-two does not arrive as a philosophy, but as a felt shift in perception.

Goodnight everyone sleep tight.

For Alex Jeffrey Pretti Murdered by I.C.E January 24, 2026 by Amanda Gorman We wake with no words, just woe & wound. Our own country shoot ing us in the back is not just brutal ity; it's jarring betrayal; not enforcement, but execution. A message: Love your people e you will die. Yet our greatest threat isn't the outsiders among us, but those among us who never look within. Fear not the those without papers, but those without conscience. Know that to care intensively, united, is to carry both pain-dark horror for today & a profound, daring hope for tomorrow. We can feel we have nothing to give, & still belove this world wait ing, trembling to change. If we cannot find words, may we find the will; if we ever lose hope, may we never lose our humanity. The only undying thing is mercy, the courage to open ourselves like doors, hug our neighbor, & save one more bright, impossible life.

I have a hard time stomaching this conversation while staring at my bills, sorry.

Candles on the porch

"He abused me, he beat me, he defeated me, he robbed me" — in those who harbor such thoughts hatred will never cease
"He abused me, …" — in those who do not harbor such thoughts hatred will cease.
For hatred does not cease by hatred at any time: hatred ceases by love - this is an old rule.

Gotta make him say no

Zazen is Buddha My teacher said that I should go to Eiheiji, you realize that it is nothing special — ‘This is all it is?’ Then you can relax and get down to practising. That’s the reality, isn’t it?

Buddhist insights: Buddhist meditation: 'Zazen is Buddha' interview with Jōkō Shibata by Arthur Braverman ow.ly/iD3Kg.

I'm sorry where the fuck is Eddington

Sorry, I don't mean to fight online. I just don't like this big special story being used to slander great players. It sucks.

The idea that a team that just went 16-0 is not stacked is evidence that the word "stacked" doesn't mean anything.

What's your favorite QB's record against top teams when playing on a non-stacked team?

But more importantly, he barely ever lost.

So what you're saying is he mainly lost one possession games in which he had to make high-risk plays at the end.

Can’t complain

Miami fans might be vulgar and obnoxious, but at least they don't sneer down their nose at you

Take a few minutes and read something