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@lauragoof.bsky.social

Ex-wedding photographer, ttrpg & PC gamer, Baby Scoop adoptee, Scorpio, cat lover & foster, born in Chicago, now lives in the South. Sarcasm free of charge, Mr Boffo enthusiast

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๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon & adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ

05.08.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1634    ๐Ÿ” 557    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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This is what is happening right now.

04.08.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22883    ๐Ÿ” 8110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 584    ๐Ÿ“Œ 366
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My childhood memories ๐Ÿ˜ข RIP Loni

04.08.2025 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wildfires are dangerous apparently who knew

02.08.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a child he is. SNOWFLAKE

31.07.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a world thatโ€™s so cynical and cruel, it warms my heart to see them cavorting together. I wish them the best.

30.07.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There was no "missing minute" in the original Epstein jail video, government source says FBI officials promised raw, unaltered video to quell speculation about Epstein's suicide.

I think people are misinterpreting this wonky headline. The bombshell story CBS is reporting is that the Epstein jail tape the public got IS missing time and the FULL video exists. The FBI and DOJ have it. So when Bondi said the missing minute is normal, she lied. www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey...

29.07.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19139    ๐Ÿ” 7211    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 900    ๐Ÿ“Œ 376
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ATTENTION: Michael Adkins SNOWFLAKE BOOMER ALERT

27.07.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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CNN put together a supercut of Pam Bondi being for releasing Epstein files before she suddenly turned against it

27.07.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19244    ๐Ÿ” 6917    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 608    ๐Ÿ“Œ 372
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Itโ€™s going to be nearly 100F tomorrow so we brought our black cat, Hades inside for his safety and heโ€™s finally stopped meowing. He also likes to hold his tail like this. #blackcat #curlytail

27.07.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lines for My Last Day,
Whenever It May Come

All I wanted 
was to say a few things clearly:
the way a river listens,
the green of a door in the evening,
the way we carry
our absences
like a winter coat loaded with stones.

I tried. I did
my small work.

At the end, let me become
the wind I loved.
Let me at least have lived my life.
With this heart, with this body
of hollows.
With this mind of madness and honey.
And these hands, these torn hands 
I carried
like the deep-grooved gloves of a falconer
that have learned the infinite difference
between giving up and letting something go.

โ€”Joseph Fasano

Lines for My Last Day, Whenever It May Come All I wanted was to say a few things clearly: the way a river listens, the green of a door in the evening, the way we carry our absences like a winter coat loaded with stones. I tried. I did my small work. At the end, let me become the wind I loved. Let me at least have lived my life. With this heart, with this body of hollows. With this mind of madness and honey. And these hands, these torn hands I carried like the deep-grooved gloves of a falconer that have learned the infinite difference between giving up and letting something go. โ€”Joseph Fasano

๐Ÿ–ค

26.07.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 100    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Wow

26.07.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow

26.07.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nightmare fuel! Those are Japanese hornets. Do not google

25.07.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too late, the cycle has restarted with Chuck M

24.07.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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YES

24.07.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I will take "Blame Obama" and if that fails, "Start a War"

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straight up embarrassing to live in the dumbest country on the planet

22.07.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 410    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Heโ€™s funny

23.07.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Favorite part of the Constitution: Article 2 Section 4 - โ€˜If the President is found guilty of treason, the VP and all other civil officers shall be removedโ€™.
Sounds like Putinโ€™s puppet, pedophile Trump should be impeached. #OperationEpstein ๐Ÿคท ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŒฎ ๐Ÿ’ฉ

23.07.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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RIP Ozzy. Sad news, the end of an era #ripOzzy #ozzy

22.07.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doug needs to comply with state regulations

20.07.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Let me introduce you to David Wooley who works for USPS in Valley City, North Dakota.

If he delivers your mailโ€ฆIโ€™m so sorry.

20.07.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1487    ๐Ÿ” 603    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 228    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

Every time you see a very attractive woman coupled up with a guy not nearly her equal in attractiveness, this is the case. He treats her right, respects her, cherishes her and his attractiveness is increased tenfold.

20.07.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I stand with NPR, the DOE, EPA, PBS, Sesame Street, and Stephen Colbert.

19.07.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 618    ๐Ÿ” 136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

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