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Relocated Midwesterner

@lauragoof.bsky.social

Ex-wedding photographer, ttrpg & PC gamer, Baby Scoop adoptee, Scorpio, cat lover & foster, born in Chicago, now lives in the South. Sarcasm free of charge, Mr Boffo enthusiast

2,192 Followers  |  799 Following  |  834 Posts  |  Joined: 25.10.2024  |  1.9867

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a little girl is hugging a monster from monsters inc ALT: a little girl is hugging a monster from monsters inc

Can confirm. My mom had this horrible disease too. Saddest thing to witness

27.11.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same! I remember the short story very well. People should read it! www.leonschools.net/cms/lib/FL01...

20.11.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Columbus Humane Society Inc. Help support Columbus Humane Society Inc. by donating or sharing with your friends.

Hello friends. I volunteer at the humane society in my area in NC. We are working out a way to donate pet food to a local food bank. Did you know that food banks rarely get pet foods donated? Folks are choosing to feed their pets or themselves. PLEASE consider donating www.paypal.com/donate?token...

10.11.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh it just got fixed

09.11.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine too! What’s happened?

09.11.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody else having audio issues with NFL Redzone? @nfl what is happening?

09.11.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a monkey is standing on a rock in the woods and saying `` it 's my birthday whoohoo '' . ALT: a monkey is standing on a rock in the woods and saying `` it 's my birthday whoohoo '' .

My 58th trip around the sun.

02.11.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The northern lights tonight from my front door in North Pole, Alaska

29.10.2025 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 253    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
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a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed

Jesus

30.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My tortie hates it too, acts like I’m killing her with acid

30.10.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bum bum jones yeah right you crrraaazzzyyy !!! ALT: bum bum jones yeah right you crrraaazzzyyy !!!
28.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
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We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
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26.10.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 788    πŸ” 235    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3
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My personal favorite. An oldie but goodie

26.10.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWe don’t have illegal aliens… the legal term for my people were slaves….”
🚨This is what leadership looks and sounds like in 2025.✊🏼

26.10.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 11844    πŸ” 4789    πŸ’¬ 338    πŸ“Œ 67

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

25.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 44240    πŸ” 15420    πŸ’¬ 1710    πŸ“Œ 714

A good long life. Safe travels on your journey June ❀️

25.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#caturday

25.10.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure I’m finishing my 1st round edits by the end of the week. DM me your email.

22.10.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you read all genres? I have a sci-fi ms that I’m doing a first edit on and will need a beta reader in a couple months

21.10.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Currently going through a first edit of the rough draft of a novel I’ve written and I don’t know how anyone can remain objective doing this. Is this a job for beta readers? #betareader

21.10.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California.

Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.

20.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 23283    πŸ” 6660    πŸ’¬ 628    πŸ“Œ 196

Incredible to think someone just put this in a bag and took it home. Thinking those gems will be removed and sold separately

19.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

support-adanalytics@spotify.com

19.10.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I emailed Spotify my displeasure in their ICE ads. support-adanalytics@spotify.com you should too.

19.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go Bears! #beardown

19.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.

13.10.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3321    πŸ” 737    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 50

β€œTerrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

04.10.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 17169    πŸ” 8040    πŸ’¬ 259    πŸ“Œ 340

Applied for a manager role in work. Another manager raised a concern that I'm too immature, but they gave it me anyway. Yesterday I took the team for lunch & got rounds of shots in. Two had to go home early, one puked on her keyboard & another cried to a customer. They were right

04.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 638    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2

The whole thing about Trump's attack on Tylenol is that he should release the Epstein Files.

23.09.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Huge crater under North Sea was created by asteroid impact, scientists say Silverpit crater off Yorkshire coast was caused by cathedral-sized asteroid that set off 100-metre tsunami 43m years ago

Huge crater under North Sea was created by asteroid impact, scientists say - The Guardian www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

21.09.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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