Matt Goolsby 🫘

I know it’s redundant to ask this of a red lantern but,

U mad, bro?

Probably.

Love to see it!

Nobel peace prize 2025 live: María Corina Machado wins for work promoting democratic rights in Venezuela US president had been conducting campaign to influence prize committee

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I’m just glad it went to someone standing up for democracy instead of tearing it apart!

But, sadly, not to a multiracial woman.
😔😞😥

I felt like sharing this for no reason.

Just felt like sharing this today. No reason.

Today my daughter's preschool is holding a farewell assembly for one of her classmates whose mother has no choice but to self deport. The school is hoping it will be joyful in tone, so we might make this less upsetting for this 3 year old.

There's just no words for the uselessness of this cruelty.

House Republicans just adjourned another pro forma session.

This marks the SIXTH time they’ve refused to swear in Rep-elect Adelita Grijalva, who would be the tie-breaking vote to release the Epstein files.

That doesn’t really narrow things down, does it?

All good people are antagonists to Kingpin, in one way or another.

Did this happen in your book or IRL? It’s so hard to tell, nowadays.

I’m 90% sure the #MAGAts would say, #FakeNews …

Why gold is having its best year since 1979 The price of gold hit $4,000 per ounce for the first time ever. It's a bad sign for the U.S. economy

Personally, I’m #TiredOfWinning ! What say you, #MAGA ?👇🏻
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Is Your Boss ‘Working From Yacht’? It’s easier than ever for executives to Zoom into meetings and answer emails from the Mediterranean. Employees may not even realize their bosses are doing it.

These guys REALLY NEED to be eaten, already.👇🏻

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Wow! She’s not just a useless Russian asset after all! Who knew?

now do jan 6th

How we assume that the “three words on [Morgan Wallen’s] tongue” aren’t “Make America Great” or even “Pull my finger!”?

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch BRENTWOOD, TN—Taking to Instagram to address recent concerns from her fans, country music icon Dolly Parton shared a video Thursday in which she confirmed her sister is a shit-stirring bitch. “Hey y’a...

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Folks who think "cats are not loving" have never been loved by a cat.

Noem claims Portland hid their war zone from her.

Michigan Avenue right now.

Hundreds of Colorado Springs teachers strike over loss of collective bargaining Classes remained in session on Wednesday with Colorado Springs School District 11 relying on substitutes and former teachers-turned-administrators

Former Oklahoma public schools superintendent Ryan Walters has become a paid protestor.

Hundreds of Colorado Springs teachers strike over loss of collective bargaining | The Colorado Sun
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I had that poster in college!

I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.

YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live Did #Trump write the infamous Epstein birthday letter? You decide.

Kimmel reports! YOU decide!

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Blue states should come together to declare an emergency. Here’s how | Thomas Geoghegan States opposed to Trump can create a compact – a new prototype for American government – even if it’s perceived as political theater

I LOVE THIS!!! #DemocraticGovernorsAssociation, we should TOTALLY DO this!

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C.I.A. Deputy Director Has Replaced Agency’s Top Legal Official With Himself

Happy Wednesday, Everyone!

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