It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
27.06.2025 18:47 — 👍 41110 🔁 8716 💬 445 📌 209@tcself.bsky.social
Musician. Teacher. Blue collar academic. Tuba/euphonium practicer. Born Texan, UGA grad. Only child with the best little sister in the world.
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
27.06.2025 18:47 — 👍 41110 🔁 8716 💬 445 📌 209What is the greatest pop song of all time and why is it Sara Smile?
14.06.2025 14:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not me doing laundry and furiously packing when I should be on the road already. Absolutely not me, nope.
07.06.2025 12:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 047 years in the books. And number 48 is off to an outstanding start... 🎉🥳🎂
04.06.2025 14:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shaq wearing a menagerie of different-colored uniforms throughout his career. Also, "menagerie" is one of those weirds where I feel like I can never actually spell it right on my first try.
Happy Pride month!! 🏳️🌈
01.06.2025 15:09 — 👍 11863 🔁 1569 💬 91 📌 41Cute and moot don't rhyme, Rick Springfield.
31.05.2025 17:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There's such a thing as too friendly, Chick-fil-A morning shift.
28.05.2025 13:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0CERVEZA CRISTAL!! @edsbs.bsky.social
youtu.be/tX5jrYycM-4
six weinermobiles in a row
the motorcade at my funeral better look like this
23.05.2025 18:03 — 👍 459 🔁 83 💬 1 📌 2Sun's out but it ain't too hot. Nice breeze in the trees. Afternoon baseball on the radio. Perfection.
22.05.2025 17:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yup. Destroyed.
19.05.2025 02:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This episode of Last of Us is going to absolutely wreck me, isn't it?
#lastofusseason2
100% absolutely not
18.05.2025 21:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Unite!
15.05.2025 19:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Predictably, this moron also drove like it was still 1961. Stop the stupid.
13.05.2025 22:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MULTIPLE news organizations sent reporters to the Ms Maine pageant and not ONE of y’all wrote the “Why Jordon Hudson’s Third-Place Pageant Finish Means She’s Not Ready To Lead UNC Football” column. Zero championship mindset
12.05.2025 13:35 — 👍 448 🔁 42 💬 17 📌 3Make the stupid stop. Please.
11.05.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GOOD NEWS! Moderna’s combination COVID/influenza vaccine candidate mRNA-1083 has OUTPERFORMED the current standalone vaccines for BOTH viruses in a large (8000+) Phase III trial. A combination vaccine would make it easier for people to get vaccinated against COVID and influenza at the same time. 🧪🧵⬇️
11.05.2025 16:01 — 👍 7470 🔁 2095 💬 119 📌 93who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI
08.05.2025 17:42 — 👍 5481 🔁 1331 💬 50 📌 55Bought bread and honey at the local Mayfest last weekend, so I'll be on a middle ages diet until further notice.
05.05.2025 21:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No notes. h/t @ianbremmer.com
03.05.2025 21:32 — 👍 32924 🔁 6648 💬 175 📌 349Now, if I can just convince my neighbors to not do their yardwork until noonish...
27.04.2025 13:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coffee on the deck season is back.
27.04.2025 13:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Almost just chortled in the middle of a piano recital.
22.04.2025 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not buying it. I know Steven Tyler when I see him.
22.04.2025 23:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Last night's faculty recital ended with Poulenc and now this evening's guest artist recital begins with Poulenc. Trying to decide whether or not this is some kind of ominous music nerd tarot card thing...
22.04.2025 22:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Circumstance and timing are, of all the beeyatches, by far the most cruel.
21.04.2025 23:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well he can’t be secretary of offense, we know that much
21.04.2025 23:11 — 👍 1038 🔁 137 💬 17 📌 7Somewhat ironic that the least qualified, most unfit and incompetent Sec of Defense in American history is the one who abolished DEI.
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