Whats his next loan going to be?

Nobel peace prize incoming!

No one had the vision

13.5 seconds - no prizes for guessing which club was revealed on about 13 seconds

Haha
Before sainsbury invented it, salt and vinegar crisps were just vinegar

What a set of disingenuous losers

I like all your contributors but anything with Paul Litchfield and/or Dan Thomas is a guaranteed laugh riot

Is demanding others dont express political views, not in itself a political statement?

Dyou know, I think he might win this one

And these squads will cost more money, and fans will be expected to pay more or theyll be letting their clubs down and making them uncompetitive, and then even dirtier piles of money will come in from criminals, and it'll all be rubbish

Statements like his remind me of the ITYSL sketch. "We're all trying to find who did this."

Being painted by Jim Carrey in 70 years

The real villains

Eliz Trussk. Is that something?

"Hurrah for the MAGAhats!"

Elom musk suppressing it on bluesky isn't it

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That headline is an incredible measure of a media Overton window

LBJ carpet-bombing purgatory, Nixon wire-tapping the Pearly Gates... the jinks they get up to up there!

No come on, you remember: at the end, Neo and Morpheus have to lift up their kilts to get all the Agent Smiths to run away

Would he just be better off as a winger?

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Grealish checking back every time lies in a rich and storied history

*the other day

I was thinking about Bristol City through other day (as you do). Would you take this or 1 season in the Premier league but lots of yo-yoing between the champ and L1 too?

That is, if they want to...

What a creep.

Feels a bit like fpl: imagine the inevitable minor dismay when you look and see you're 6,940, 789, 201st out of 8,102,900,650 since week 1.

Reading this brushing my teeth. What a universe we live in.