CJ Stockton

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

As someone who works with BBBS, I am begging you to sign this petition.

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I read this without context and it truly is the highlight of my day.

As a former professional athlete, the only people I ever met with $3000 in cash on them were getting ready to go to a strip club

A drawing of Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore cosplaying as Duke and Gonzo, with the text "We can't stop here. This is Heffalump Country!"

I drew this 14 years ago today and it still makes me crack up

Likewise, my dear friend.

Look my dudes I think as a queer mentally ill person I’m well within my rights to be freaked out.

I don’t plan on publishing anything going forward, but I do have a personal goal to finish my novel before it becomes illegal.

Genuinely can’t decide if rereading On The Beach right now counts as a form of therapy or self-harm.

God I remember when people used to respect this guy.

Well everything certainly does keep happening.

Four frames from the movie Glass Onion. “It’s so dumb.”it’s so dumb it’s brilliant!” “No! It’s just dumb!”

Every day I wake up to the news

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Basically going through the novel manuscript and rewriting it. Have decided against publishing it, but I’ll probably end up going through the whole trilogy just because.

Short story collection on hold because capitalism.

i love taking on commissions bc it means i get to make awesome things like this 🪲✨

I read this as in the candy bar and was very confused.

Headline, from THEM magazine that says "Chappell Roan Reveals Her Type "Weird Art Girls", "Women Who are Not Scared of Bugs or Snakes", with a picture of a blonde lady standing next to chappell roan

Big day for weird art girls who are not afraid of bugs and snakes.

We need more (good) queer representation because every time the topic comes up a bunch of straight people lose their minds and tell me I don’t exist.

I thought the apocalypse would be less embarrassing.

Not to brag but to paraphrase 'Bob’s Burgers' I live a rich, kind of odd life.

“I’m doing good things,” I tell myself as I delete the military service of a dead woman. “I’m still a good person.”

Not to put too fine a point on it, but when the Nazis first started sending Jews and other victims to camps, they called it deportation, and the camps were technically in other countries.

I did not realize how expensive it is to publish a book. In hindsight, this was remarkably naive.

If you’re going to talk the talk, you have to walk the walk

(Also, I will be speaking in LA on April 5th at the big Indivisible event in Pershing Square, feel free to join us and come say hi!)

Q: Why should I cook with it? A: To crisp up those soft, supple arteries.

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Finished editing the short story collection. I’ll throw together a cover and publish it online, with a couple of paperbacks for myself.

Still counts as publishing.

Ticking along with the short story editing. May end up doing a second editing round since it's just little old me and I'd rather not make any typos that will haunt me for all my days.