Rubio orders return to Times New Roman font over 'wasteful' Calibri - BBC News The US State Department will be required to use Times New Roman instead of Calibri for official documents, starting 10 December.

Rubio is also reportedly considering requiring all email attachments to instead be faxed, and all facsimiles to instead be hand-couriered by adolescent boys in 19th c. newsie outfits.

How come nobody has invented a basketball spinoff where the baskets are only 2’ off the ground and the balls are made of glass and it’s called Smashketball?