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Award-winning Cartoonist - published in Private Eye, The Critic, The Sunday Telegraph & elsewhere | Harlequins fan | Husband | Father | †

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My cartoon in the current edition of The Critic Magazine.
Quite possibly the bleakest thing I've had in print. Still, today suggests common sense might prevail.

26.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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CSotD: On Beyond SOTU A response to the braggadocio in Dear Leader’s speech. It’s not unusual for the SOTU to include some blue sky self-praise to go along with the more serious policy discussions, but this claim was not o...

SOTU is over, but we've no shortage of issues. Come explore them, with Chip Bok, Dana Summers, David Horsey, Dr. Macleod, Gregory Kearney, James Mellor, Kevin Necessary, Lisa Benson, Mike Lester, Mike Smith, Patrick Blower, Paul Duginski & Victoria Roberts
www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/20...

26.02.2026 13:10 — 👍 10    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 6
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Cartoonist from the UK. Try my best to keep Ukraine in the papers and in people's minds.
Many thanks for all your updates.

24.02.2026 23:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Four years since the full-scale Russian invasion of Ukraine.
'Still Falls the Rain', by Edith Sitwell (1941).

24.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One of mine from the @cartoonmovement.com

24.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 28    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

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Not surprising that these people issue these orders. Very troubling that the military go along with it, though.

18.02.2026 16:55 — 👍 63    🔁 37    💬 1    📌 1
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One of mine for the @cartoonmovement.com

16.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
(Tony:)
Oh, this is the night, it's a beautiful night
And we call it bella notte
Look at the skies, they have stars in their eyes
On this lovely bella notte 
Side by side with your loved one
You'll find enchantment here
The night will weave its magic spell
When the one you love is near! 
(Tony & Joe:)
For this is the night, and the heavens are right
On this lovely bella notte 
(Chorus:)
This is the night, it's a beautiful night
And we call it bella notte
Look at the skies, they have stars in their eyes
On this lovely bella notte 
Side by side with your loved one
You'll find enchantment here
The night will weave its magic spell
When the one you love is near! 
For this is the night, and the heavens are right
On this lovely bella notte! 
Oh, this is the night, it's a beautiful night
And we call it bella notte
Look at the skies, they have stars in their eyes
On this lovely bella notte
Side by side with your loved one
You'll find enchantment here
The night will weave its magic spell
When the one you love is near
For this is the night
And the heavens are right
On this lovely bella notte
This is the night
It's a beautiful night
And we call it bella notte
Look at the skies
They have stars in their eyes
On this lovely belle notte
This is the night
It's a beautiful night
And we call it bella notte
Look at the skies
They have stars in their eyes
On this lovely belle notte
Side by side with your loved one
You'll find enchantment here
The night will weave its magic spell
When the one you love is near
For this is the night
And the heavens are right
On this lovely bella notte

(Tony:) Oh, this is the night, it's a beautiful night And we call it bella notte Look at the skies, they have stars in their eyes On this lovely bella notte Side by side with your loved one You'll find enchantment here The night will weave its magic spell When the one you love is near! (Tony & Joe:) For this is the night, and the heavens are right On this lovely bella notte (Chorus:) This is the night, it's a beautiful night And we call it bella notte Look at the skies, they have stars in their eyes On this lovely bella notte Side by side with your loved one You'll find enchantment here The night will weave its magic spell When the one you love is near! For this is the night, and the heavens are right On this lovely bella notte! Oh, this is the night, it's a beautiful night And we call it bella notte Look at the skies, they have stars in their eyes On this lovely bella notte Side by side with your loved one You'll find enchantment here The night will weave its magic spell When the one you love is near For this is the night And the heavens are right On this lovely bella notte This is the night It's a beautiful night And we call it bella notte Look at the skies They have stars in their eyes On this lovely belle notte This is the night It's a beautiful night And we call it bella notte Look at the skies They have stars in their eyes On this lovely belle notte Side by side with your loved one You'll find enchantment here The night will weave its magic spell When the one you love is near For this is the night And the heavens are right On this lovely bella notte

Happy #ValentinesDay

14.02.2026 09:56 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

@jamesdfmellor.bsky.social

10.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 24    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 0
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All is well.

07.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I suppose these sorts of things are likely to happen if you stubbornly refuse to stand by a window or touch your tea.

06.02.2026 09:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Well, if you can't trust 'the Prince of Darkness', who can you trust?

05.02.2026 18:52 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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With a sense of smell 14 times better than our own, cats are able to recognise the scent of pheromones, hormones and rejection. #FunFact

03.02.2026 14:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through
(We're gonna go on and on and on and on)
We are the champions, my friend
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
Cause we are the champions
Of the world
I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose
(We're gonna go on and on and on and on)
We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
Cause we are the champions of the world
We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
Cause we are the champions
Of the world

I've paid my dues Time after time I've done my sentence But committed no crime And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of sand kicked in my face But I've come through (We're gonna go on and on and on and on) We are the champions, my friend And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers Cause we are the champions Of the world I've taken my bows And my curtain calls You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it I thank you all But it's been no bed of roses No pleasure cruise I consider it a challenge before the whole human race And I ain't gonna lose (We're gonna go on and on and on and on) We are the champions, my friends And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers Cause we are the champions of the world We are the champions, my friends And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers Cause we are the champions Of the world

Many thanks to everyone who voted - a rejected cartoon vindicated at the UK @procartoonists.bsky.social "Splats" awards last night!

31.01.2026 19:06 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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You know how you have a cartoon idea late at night and quickly scribble it down so as not to forget it, yet when the morning comes around you have absolutely no idea what you were thinking of or what the joke was? Yeah, that.

27.01.2026 14:22 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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One for the @cartoonmovement.com

22.01.2026 23:13 — 👍 26    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0
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Pleased to have a couple of cartoons in the latest Private Eye Magazine. Here's one of mine from the previous edition.

22.01.2026 07:31 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Confusing footage. The giant bottle of milk and the Jeremy Beadle hand make me think it's AI, but the lying gives it an air of authenticity.

14.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Degenerate cartoonists at Herne Bay Cartoon Festival 2025 captured for posterity by the Google Street View car.

13.01.2026 08:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Voting is open for the @procartoonists.bsky.social Awards! 🚨🗳
Four of mine are up for prizes and, if you'd like to see all the contenders and have a say, you can do so here: s.surveyplanet.com/bqq48opj

11.01.2026 20:24 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

I do hope these brave people succeed.

10.01.2026 08:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pleased to have some cartoons in the first Private Eye of 2026. Artemis is positively buzzing.

07.01.2026 21:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"We mubt hab Greeland…”

06.01.2026 14:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great work.
And an excuse to rummage through last year's Christmas rejection bin.

05.01.2026 23:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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« Charlie Hebdo » caricature les mollahs, huit ans après les attentats L’hebdomadaire satirique publie, mercredi, un numéro spécial moquant le Guide suprême Ali Khamenei, soutenant les Iraniennes et les Iraniens et promettant une « raclée aux mollahs ».

Made my cartooning debut in France 3 years ago today, to, er, "mixed" reviews.
The cartoon's relevant all over again, though.
www.lemonde.fr/actualite-me...

04.01.2026 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One for the @cartoonmovement.com

03.01.2026 11:01 — 👍 23    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0
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New Year, new outlook.

01.01.2026 00:13 — 👍 23    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

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