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Kyle

@thekeelog.bsky.social

"Sometimes I feel okay about things. Not often." He/him.

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AI can never create, only steal what humans have made. Humans already made β€œCyberpunk at launch”

24.10.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't wait to listen to the new album today at work. Every single so far has been a banger.

24.10.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ME, 2012-2018: will you Ravens fans SHUT UP he’s not elite

ME in 2025: Joe Flacco is a sage and kindred spirit, wise and generous, a prince among men

23.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

I missed it the first time, but listening back, Holly raising the specter of Bobby Petrino getting the Virginia Tech job is the kind of barn cat meanness I'd have only expected from Ryan.

24.10.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BuT iTs NoT tAxPaYeR mOnEy

That's worse! It's obviously bullshit, but if it wasn't, that's even worse!

23.10.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly "show me where in the constitution it says that's our problem" and "we could use that to inadvertently kill so many civilians" track pretty well as plausible responses to a magic killer clown

23.10.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hideo Kojima's Steven King's IT

23.10.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is a fucking Ubisoft game, you can't trick me HBO.

23.10.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Obligatory @hollyanderson.bsky.social tag

23.10.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

That woman has a weapons grade wink.

23.10.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably some of both. Best Buy's return policy basically allows for free trials, so I'd imagine some people ordered one to try it out and found it not worth the price tag.

23.10.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. Like I said, I think they're over-recommended in general, especially at the high end, but I wanted to mention it.

22.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In your case, and I am loathe to say this because I think they are over-recommended in general, have you considered a handheld PC/SteamDeck? For what you're looking for, basically any of the options on the market would work well, and cost a good bit less than a gaming laptop.

22.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That should be fine. Typically emulation is more CPU intensive as I understand it, and it looks like they all have i9 CPUs (it's hard to tell with the scan quality), so you should be good on that front. 7th Gen should only be limited by the progress made on emulation of the platforms themselves.

22.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The good news is there are NO negative connotations to Norse mythology and symbolism.

22.10.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social claims another victim.

22.10.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
20th!!! Anniversary release of From Under the Cork Tree by FallOutBoy, which is obviously a lie, there's no way it's been 20 years.

20th!!! Anniversary release of From Under the Cork Tree by FallOutBoy, which is obviously a lie, there's no way it's been 20 years.

Fuuuuuuck off, 20th Anniversary. There's no way.

22.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just tell me straight up that your life is a mess

22.10.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 448    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0

My god

22.10.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe will never find another white man like this… β€œ

You passed 13 whites men of equal or greater value down to the Tim hortons this morning

22.10.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 450    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 7

I genuinely didn't even notice Outer Worlds 2, I was so focused on Power Wash Simulator 2 πŸ˜…

22.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I forget, and every time I'm like, "what do you mean you didn't get turned off the right way???"

Meanwhile my Xbox is "hey man, everything okay? I saved the exact moment you were at in your game, and also the last three games you played just in case, whenever you're ready."

22.10.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And frankly, if nobody he has cultivated in his personal life between now and then was ever like, "hey man, is that a fucking Nazi tattoo???" that doesn't speak well either. Military people hang out with military people, we're supposed to buy that not once in 20 years anyone ever noticed?

22.10.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Graham Platmer says 'I am not a secret Nazi' after photos of his tattoo emerge

A former acquaintance of the Maine Senate candidate said he called the tattoo 'my Totenkopf,' referring to a symbol adopted by a Nazi SS unit

Graham Platmer says 'I am not a secret Nazi' after photos of his tattoo emerge A former acquaintance of the Maine Senate candidate said he called the tattoo 'my Totenkopf,' referring to a symbol adopted by a Nazi SS unit

But according to a person who's socialized with platner when he was living in Washington, DC, more than a decade ago, plattner had specifically acknowledged that the tattoo was a Totenkopf, the "death's head"symbol adopted by an infamous Nazi SS unit that guarded concentration camps in World War II. 

"He said, 'oh, this is my Totenkopf,'" the former acquaintance told Jewish Insider recently, speaking on the condition of anonymity to address a sensitive issue. "He said it in a cutesy little way."

But according to a person who's socialized with platner when he was living in Washington, DC, more than a decade ago, plattner had specifically acknowledged that the tattoo was a Totenkopf, the "death's head"symbol adopted by an infamous Nazi SS unit that guarded concentration camps in World War II. "He said, 'oh, this is my Totenkopf,'" the former acquaintance told Jewish Insider recently, speaking on the condition of anonymity to address a sensitive issue. "He said it in a cutesy little way."

There's also this, though I don't know how reliable either the anonymous source OR the publication is.

22.10.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I was willing to stretch the bounds of credulity for him being a young, dumb, drunk marine and getting a tattoo without grasping the implication, but that was before I knew the about the racist, sexist, rape apologist reddit history, and working for Blackwater, and, and, and.

22.10.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Games and entertainment media are pretty united on the whole "Nazis are bad" thing.

I'd wager you're significantly more likely to come across a documentary arguing in defense of Nazis than a video game or piece of pop culture.

22.10.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I was buying one, I personally would probably choose the Lenovo on pg 23. It's a little less powerful, but also thinner and lighter, which would make it more useful as a laptop, but it's still fully capable as a gaming laptop.

22.10.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's tricky, because all of the laptops here have cards with 8gb of VRAM, and that's starting to not really be enough for AAA games; for future proofing, I'd really like to see at least 12gb. Of the laptops here, the Lenovo on pg 29 is probably the best balance of cost to performance at $1100.

22.10.2025 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We should spend *some* time looking into people who want to run for federal office and have literal SS tattoos who say "no I'm not a Nazi."

22.10.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At this point I have to wonder if the man has a kink for losing elections.

22.10.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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