The Fat Man

I've been solicited on multiple platforms to participate in this study. Ultimately I decided that something are just beat left unknown.

Snoop Dogg has really become every white boomer lady's one black friend. It's an amazing rebrand that I completely didn't see coming.

That was legit a cool experience for me because me and my nerd friends ran into our English teacher at the theatre. She'd taken the day off to watch the OG trilogy to "get ready".

Movie still sucks though.

Bangladesh.

US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.

And we're now negotiating a diaper change. She is holding pat with her position of "No".

We might have to resort to force.

Unfortunately she currently has the upper hand in negotiations due to being a 20 month old who knows the word no. A really difficult position to negotiate against.

Kiddo 2 got into my wife's office this morning and is happy as a clam to sit in her desk chair and bang on the keyboard. I'm negotiating us returning to the living room so I can supervise her a bit less closely.

Is kiddo 1 going to eat the spicy ramyun she talked me into buying because of the K-Pop Demon Hunters branding. No. But I sure as shit will. And I get to be the fun dad who says yes. So I'll take the W.

Gold Zone not starting until 8am is a direct attack on me, a parent of young children. Kiddo 2 even slept in until like 645, and still nothing? For shame NBC.

Club Crackers are the best crackers. Nice crunch and buttery taste, but doesn't overpower any toppings. All other crackers pale in comparison.

Welp just saw a Kalahi ad. So fucking gross.

Put em together and you got a hot tub.

He do be rumblin, but he ain't stumblin or bumblin like you see in our big boi runs. A thing of beauty.

Yikes

Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social when we gonna get some "run the damn ball" PTKU merch? We all know how the Blue Sharks feel about establishing the ground game.

How soon is too soon to give up on a book? I'm 5% done (lol audiobook life) with Tau Zero, which I was excited about, but it's just not grabbed me at all. Feels too early to pass judgement though for a book that comes highly recommended.

I happened to see a mom sitting in front of me at the swim lessons waiting area looking at a "how the stomach bug and food poisoning differ" info sheet. So I'm gonna assume she had an unfun night/morning.

Man this is so true. Having to change my filter after 2 weeks probably means something isn't ideal in my system, but goddamn if it once again didn't solve every damn issue.

Jesus fuck. I'm so sorry man.

Lol. Football really is ours. Gunther has obviously never been to a fucking tailgate if this impresses him so much. Chud know fuck all about ball.

Shaved and grated Parmesan have their place, but shredded Parmesan is the correct preparation for 90% of cases.

No. I can and do blame the person pulling the trigger.

Having morals means having things you won't do for money. Being an agent if the secret state police/murder squad is one of those things for me.

Every ICE agent has agency. And they are using it to do this. They are not blameless.

The margins on them are very good too.

Shhhhhh. As someone who works for a company that makes those packets don't let the secret out.

Oh. Well would you look at that. Absolutely will be going.

The current old house joy is figuring out time based lock outs for 2 heaters(wife's office and kiddo 1's room)since they're on the same circuit and running both will trip the breaker.

As an update apparently my wife had organized some friends to surprise us in Frederick. So I kinda had to go lolol.

This is why they will lose.

The number of issues with my HVAC system that have been solved by replacing the filter is insane. Like how is the most critical piece of this huge system something I get from Lowe's for $4?