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Been in*. Also been lightly tapped in traffic such that “Maryland” was engraved backwards on my bumper 🤣🤣

I think so, at least minor ones. I’ve probably 2 as a child, and somebody hit and run my parked car couple years ago. The snow and ice introduces a whole new layer of danger too.

And they want to try this in Chicago?

Taking a sub to the chest is nothing compared to catching a 60-pound deep dish pizza.

There's going to be a lot of feds with giant circles punched clean through their stomachs, standing there all confused like Wile E. Coyote.

It’s in queue but I got other stuff now lol

Definitely fell asleep

LIVE: 3 dead, suspect arrested in shooting at North Austin Target Three people are dead after a shooting at a Target in North Austin. A suspect is now in custody.

BREAKING: Multiple people have been shot & killed at a Target in Austin, Texas. Others are injured, including a child.

We don’t even have time to grieve in between mass shootings in America. Our hearts are with all those impacted in yet another tragedy.

What does overturning look like in practice? Point me to an article?

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I didn’t have the language or space to recognize how overstimulated I was until fairly recently. I just knew I wanted less noise.

Hulk Hogan

Motasem A Dalloul’s last message posted on X. It has 3 SOS emojis and says: Any rescue volunteers We’re under fire We’re torn to pieces Helppp

BREAKING: According to reports, Israel has bombed the home of prominent Gaza journalist, Motasem A Dalloul. At least 10 are dead.

Israel is exterminating journalism in Gaza, prior to enacting its final solution.

The war crime of the 21st century is unfolding live & the world is just watching.

OnlyFans buts it’s me brushing my dog and talking about unhealthy work cultures

Btw don’t try buying a Anthro or Farm Rio dress dupe from Amazon. Truly trash!

More of this please. Shout out to my mama nem

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Bred for water rescues, don’t even wanna be sprayed with a hose 🥴

I don’t understand 😂😂😂

I have one daughter!

Nope still not an excuse. You know of the state but not the national capitol? Troll.

I guess I’ll never know ✌🏾

Blocked.

Have and will.

I mean yes…except one side has an essentially unlimited artillery and manpower and surveillance and technology and personal data and

I'm noticing that, pretty reliably, even those of us with fairly "decent" or "good" jobs by most standards can't deal with pretty standard life expenses besides the most bare minimum it takes to get housed and fed. Medical care, vet care, car trouble, home repairs are out of reach without help.

I’m not buying or using a “lip combo”. I fool with my lips too much and I’m not reapplying all that every 30 minutes or even every hour. Just show me what the lipstick looks like on its own

Racist white people would rather live in an open prison than see free Black people walking around DC

Right. And if it’s not enough law enforcement white people with guns will self-deputize and start killing us. (We was just watching the Katrina documentary)

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T is going to a conference in DC next month and I’m trying to join him but uh

"I think pastors are theater kids that didn't make it" 😭😭😭😭😭

Attention Black women in Minnesota: