Is This Praxis?

microsoft teams has added a feature called “storyline” that now lets you create a social media feed to share with coworkers, as well as a helpful self-euthanasia device that delivers 5,000 ccs of powerful scorpion venom directly into your brain

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I was 100% convinced this was what was happening to me when my parents told me I could go to the gifted program

the European bakery sells bricks of rye that look like they're from a cold war era Latvian bread repository. elite bread experience. get some herring, some pickles, a shot of vodka—breakfast of champions

The chess argument reveals a fundamental ignorance about chess, chess AI, the Kasparov–Deep Blue match, and LLMs simultaneously. If you know anything about any one of those topics it immediately falls apart.

it's the sheer vapidity of it, for me. lazy, incurious, boring people

man the pocketknife discourse is just dismal. I don't have a knife as some violent fantasy! I just find a little daily joy in using things that are designed, made, and maintained with care. let people enjoy things!

this is an incredible paragraph of text Weaponizing therapy speak. it’s flawless & should be studied by students of the rhetorical arts alongside Aristotle for millennia to come. It’s making me go crazy like that guy who tried to pulverize the Pietà di Michelangelo for being too beautiful to exist

yes, this particular brand of weaponized idiocy predates AI by several decades

it is undignified to be food

Am I Overreacting? My Wife Keeps Trying to Get Me to Murder King Duncan So She Can Be Queen of Scotland

it doesn't go far enough. one day all of our art institutions will be cubes inshallah

drinking at 11 in the morning implies a carefree and leisurely approach to life that is inherently opposed to the Calvinist ethic that dominates American public life

how do you feel about being attached to a giant magnet

with the human body usually mining is when you hug it close and say "mine" and give it a lil smooch. but your thing sounds cool too

A quote: Elevated concentrations of CO2 directly enhance plant growth, globally contributing to “greening” the planet and increasing agricultural productivity

Am I Overreacting? My Wife Keeps Trying to Get Me to Murder King Duncan So She Can Be Queen of Scotland

taco is your friend from high school who knows the secret recipe for 8 loko

this did not work but I feel like it could have

at the theater I unlocked my phone to show my ticket but forgot that I'd been texting w/ my sister about boobs being eugenics-coded now and accidentally tried to get into the theater by just showing the usher a picture of Sydney Sweeney

it's what plants crave

was it the Lance Hendricks one? it's probably been the most helpful to me in making a good microfoam BUT you have to bear the psychic cost of hearing him call it "silky milky"

the best comment on that was the one that was like, so right bestie he's too dangerous, you should get a safe adult or medical professional to help you

(guy inventing the smartphone) what if a palmpilot... could make you mentally ill

A hunting blind: a small cylindrical shed painted camo green.

calling hunting blinds male gazebos from now on

multifarious penumbra (your printer's rap name)

Tabby cat looking hatefully out the window at another cat who has never experienced a thought in his life

our indoor cat has an outdoor nemesis who definitely has no idea they are nemeses

the spectre of cummunism

we have carhenge, a stonehenge made of cars. superior henge IMO

entirely possible that the main reason Trump hasn't released the files is not that he cares about the probably negligible political fallout but that he's scared of what the other men on the list will do to him