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What a cunt

I keep voting for his opponents and he keeps winning, I feel like Sisyphus in this stupid state.

“Instead, we will be signing a blank check and handing it to him to do with as he wishes. I am very smart.”

Hope in one hand and shit in the other, which one is going to fill up first.

Good News For Us, Horrible News For Trump Onward.

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In Minnesota, we value the people who care for our veterans, even if DOGE doesn’t.

If Trump fired you, come work for the State of Minnesota and help take care of our vets.

Great News For Us, Bad News For Trump Onward.

I’ve got a lot of great news for you today. I hope it gives you some relief from the Trump and Musk garbage—and shows some examples of how folks are fighting this tyranny.

I can't believe Elon got rid of the commemorative mug that came with his award!

Too little too fucking late. What a coward waiting until it's nearly too late to do anything.

Trump firings cause chaos at agency responsible for America's nuclear weapons The National Nuclear Security Administration is a semi-autonomous agency within the Department of Energy that oversees the U.S. stockpile of thousands of nuclear weapons. Officials were given hours to...

"Managers were given just 200 characters to explain why the jobs these workers did mattered."

More proof that Trump and his cronies don't have a single braincell to use about how things work in the real world.

I get that they’re doing this mostly as a weird flex to look tough to their base of incel losers.

But if they actually got this — ten new states full of voters who hate Trump, with 20 senators and who knows how many House members — it would absolutely end them.

The Gulf of Mexico is now the Gulf of America. Fort Liberty has been renamed Fort Bragg. Coming soon, the Washington Monument will now be called The Trump’s Penis Monument.

Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

Quite the headline, 'Unexpectedly.' The only person who might not have expected this is the writer of the headline.

I was thinking we could use someone else inexorably connected to Lincoln.

Remember when Obama was crucified for not wearing a coat in the oval bc it didn't show respect to the office, and this mf is bouncing around high as a kite in a t-shirt and hat?

Did Hegseth learn to read Russian, or did they translate it to English for him?

I'm ashamed to admit that it took me years to realize that places like deep red Mississippi and Alabama only vote that way bc of decades of oppression and gerrymandering, until black and brown voices don't count. Letting 'red states' drown kills a lot more than just your enemies.

"working to determine applicable charges" which means "This wasn't illegal, we just didn't like it, and in this current regime that's enough"

The cool part about deleting social presences is that I can decide to just...disappear...from the people I don't want to stay in contact with.

a woman is saying `` this is the bad place ! '' ALT: a woman is saying `` this is the bad place ! ''

I fucking hate it here.

I have no choice but to tap the sign

Another absolute classic.

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a man with a beard wearing a black beanie looks at the camera ALT: a man with a beard wearing a black beanie looks at the camera

Watched Snowpiercer again because it feels like we are entering an apocalyptic period. Needed to do some research.

Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge).

You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*

BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg has been implicated in the Diddy case. He was known to attend Diddy’s freak-offs acting as a “hoomba” or “human roomba”

((Stolen from someone much funnier than I am))

it’s a wonder mark zuckerberg can even hold himself upright, what with being an invertebrate and all

BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it