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I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.

07.08.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Should we start a pool?

07.08.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's because they raised the price of an egg-a-muffin to like $5 just for the sandwich when it used to be like 4.50 for the meal. They meal is like 8 bucks now... Too much

07.08.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we shouldn't forget some of the greatest hits though, like 'Yo! Semites'

06.08.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump shouting into the void on the White House lawn

Trump shouting into the void on the White House lawn

Trump standing on the white house roof for no apparent reason

Trump standing on the white house roof for no apparent reason

THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT

- oNe hOUr laTer-

05.08.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2593    πŸ” 465    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 27

Reminds me of when I heard Bound For The Floor by Local H at the grocery store

06.08.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They're trying to distract you

05.08.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is rhetorical,yes?

04.08.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the accumulation of minimal gains

04.08.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

04.08.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I made a huge mistake last week when I was in Paris

04.08.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok now I need to watch, you watching YT or something?

04.08.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The shitposters curse

03.08.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not sure it wouldn't change much. Continued pressure has a way of wearing people down. Eventually they will crack. It just takes a Herculean effort by journos on the regular.

03.08.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

16 bit polygonal bobs

03.08.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

good

03.08.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

First, I can't believe this was almost a month ago, second, did you guys decide?

03.08.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

From your lips....

03.08.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln really enjoyed the play."

03.08.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1150    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 4

This rules

03.08.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

clearly it is his soup

03.08.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Points for drawer and not pile?

03.08.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Completely understand. Something that wasn't available for me at the time are modern cell phones, maybe a notes app or something, could probably even just dictate to it..??

03.08.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but the egg-a-muffin...

03.08.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like a legit excuse you mean

03.08.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know if you liked Stella, but they make an NA version and it is quite good. I suppose likely not available at shows though.

03.08.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thursday was so weird. It felt like I had blurry vision, but alas... just hazy canadian smoke

03.08.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Actual Conspiracy Theory Surrounding Trump and Epstein It’s not what you think it is.

Instead of waiting for (redacted or doctored) Epstein files, media should publish court docs alleging that Trump raped Katie Johnson at Epstein's home when she was 13.

Why ignore what alleged victims have to say while giving adjudicated or alleged perps unlimited air time?

@katemanne.bsky.social

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