crambones

i was wondering what that feeling was

They do, Korean Bath Houses. Some lady will scrub you until you have new skin.

From an Evanston resident filming an arrest at Oakton/Asbury ~an hour ago:

"He was being very violent with her, I said ‘You got to stop that,’ and he said, ‘Step back or I’ll fucking shoot you.‘ I step back, and then I continue to record, at which point he turned around and pointed a gun at me.”

Here's a short video of an Edison Park man confronting border patrol. You can hear others in the background. #chicago

she was on Grinder? 😉

When I was a kid a pack of smokes was the same price as a gallon of gas ~$0.65

S3

fill'er up

I got better

Yes, then I died.

It's like "their thing" now, to mispronounce names

Cute light beige dog dressed as a Halloween ghost.

Even winning this year’s Halloween costume prize couldn’t ease Carol’s existential ennui. “Another October, another ghost, another shiny prize. Maybe a pig’s ear would cheer me. Ah nuts, who am I kidding.”

You won't forget it? We certainly haven't forgotten your journey, Bethany. This is the road you chose.

What happened today instigating this and other tweets?

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

change one letter, ruin a candy

Pounds

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Tit Kat

I mean, 973 arrests seems like a lot, seems bad

Hello, I'm Jane Smith, Dismissive Therapist.

This is one of those things that takes you off guard and I understand why you didn't hang up, but this is also a valuable lesson so if it were to happen again.... click.

F that shit

We pronounced them like Cha-who-a-who-as

this is so unbelievably common if someone thinks this is weird it just means they/their family have no friends

Frictionless brain activity

Andrew Desiderio V @AndrewDesiderio X.com Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean Hannity mobile" 8:57 AM • 10/28/25 • 276K Views

We live in an episode of Veep

+5 internet points for using shellacked

this is how you're supposed to eat white castle

I'm not sure making presidential pardons functionally worthless is the smart play here lol

which is worse, Seasons in the Sun or We Built This City?

Custom made double breasted uniform great coat not alluding to any historical period in particular surely