👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛

So Elon Musk walks into a mirror and sees a pile of shit,

Fake $1,000,000 bill with a portrait of Barack Obama

Sold along with a toy whale for $1. Obviously kept a couple for myself, but I don't feel bad since they kept calling it a shark

@PriceMaster: NO ONE NEEDS THAT MUCH PEPPER

MAKE ME AN OFFER

The universe is experiencing your ass on Alan Watts twitter (bluesky)

God doesn’t play got your nose with the universe

Only need to sell 3,599 more candles to make it through the month

If you merely slow down and look at my yard sale from the street then you are missing out on some very interesting antique playing cards in the back

Halloween is honestly the singular day of the year where it doesn't feel like there's monsters on the world

An artist's recreation of The Enfield Monster, and underappreciated cryptid

Thank you I always get it mixed up

Can someone mansplain the infield fly rule?;

In Timisoara where the Romanian rebellion began, a tank is decorated with a poster depicting Nicolae Ceausescu as Dracula

Close up of the defaced Nicolae Ceausescu poster. Notably there is a swastika drawn on his forehead

As angry crowds storm the Romanian presidential palace, a helicopter is seen carrying off dictator Nicolae Ceausescu and his wife

Halloween costume idea

I can't find a single piece of candy in my house. Other than that sweet wall candy (lead abatement next on tha honeydew list)

ALAN WATTS: “Zen and the Art of Trick or Treat” (1971)

*throws file across desk* ever heard of the copyright alien

Many such cases!

Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.

Got in big trouble for my Al Frankenstein bit again

🚨 CHECK YOUR CHILDRENS HALOWEEN BURRITOS FOR FINGERNAILS 🚨

"screaming lord sutch" - monster rock album cover. It's rainbow colored and there's a guy in a catacombs with a candle and a cape and a tophat lunging at the camera with a knife or somethin. The guy seriously looks like Conner O'Malley

Back of the album. There's a different spooky guy leaning against a coffin lid and holding a chain. He might be sexy if everything about this weren't so weird, but who am I to judge?

Track list: 1 Jack The Ripper 2 I'm A Hog For You Baby 3 All Black And Hairy 4 Scream And Scream 5 Monster Rock 6 Murder In The Graveyard 7 Rock And Shock 8 Penny Penny 9 Rockabilly Madman 10 London Rocker

The haunting visage of the man from the album cover

This one looks like a Conner O'Malley bit

THE UN-EXPLAINED X-FILES THEME (cd single). Background is spooky grayscale with a humanoid figure standing between some cliffs or something I can't tell

Happy Halloween

YouTube screenshot of the Kiss song “Ass City”. Paul Stanley is singing “ASS CITY, OOH ASS CITY / I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX WHILE I’M VISITING ASS CITY”

I’m not a huge Kiss fan but I have to admit this track is a banger

and that’s just what’s come out so fa

-1 quote and then it went away

What the hell? (testing something)

FINALLY I'll get some engagement

a little 7oz highlife

one per child please

Harp seal pup. A very fuzzy white baby seal with black eyes and nose, lying on snow.

when you “dislike” my posts this is whose posts you are disliking