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Twin Peaks' "Little Laura's Club"

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Exoplasm | SOL | Figure It Out | Wounds To Remember February 13th, 2026 8pm - 12am $10 Eventbrite (NOTAFLOF door) all ages (under 18 w/ parent or guardian) Presented by Cordero Music Deviant Libation 3800 N Nebraska Ave Tampa, FL 33603

February 13th. Come on out

Works at Lockheed Martin

Closed door with a sign: "THIS DOOR IS OPEN"

No it's not. That's not true.

You are an archzealot and these monstrosities are your congregation.

Chuffed to bits when all me bruvs are looking fit

Pink Pony Club meetup on 2/14 @ Deviant Libation

DO NOT MISS IT - VERMIN SUPREME WILL BE THERE!

To say nothing of the money you'll save on shampoo

a cat with a smug but silly look on their face. one of their front legs is resting on something in front of them

“when will you find a job” when will you find inner peace

It tells the truth sometimes

Tip for da ladies: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car ;)

Tip for da fellas: keep a couple snacks and a bottle of water in your car :|

Closed door with a sign: "THIS DOOR IS OPEN"

No it's not. That's not true.

I cannot think of a single more romantic way to spend this Valentine's Day. Or if you're single, or otherwise ready to mingle, what better way to meet someone than at the Vermin Supreme rally?

"Bart's Soul III" in Dark Souls font and it's Milhouse in badazz armor with sword and shit holding a piece of paper: "Bart Simpson's Soul"

This is one of the dumbest things I ever made but I'm glad I just saw it again

Meatspace is goated when pleasures of the flesh is the vibe

Ye be a cutty sark

Being a bigot is kind of like you have rabies but there’s a cure and it’s just realizing you’re being a piece of shit

Queen of spades playing card with diagonal symmetry. D instead of Q in the corners so probably German. She has grey hair and she's holding a rose

Playing card. Sexy green M&M blowing a kiss with white gloves and boots

Queens

My doctor told me to watch commercials for medications until I find one I think looks good and then text him

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

Washington Post endorsement of Pam Bondi for Attorney General: "Florida's former attorney general is qualified; lawyers who have worked with her report that she is serious."

simply one of the greatest calls of all time

Special chip glove for avoiding oil and debris on your fingers

My brazilian buddy calls scars "remembers" and I love that so much

I cannot think of a single more romantic way to spend this Valentine's Day. Or if you're single, or otherwise ready to mingle, what better way to meet someone than at the Vermin Supreme rally?

Great band

I homeschool my kids. They're gonna make great lawyers since I taught them from a very young age never to ask a question they don't already know the answer to

about to become CRT TV guy

Vermin Supreme "Satirical" Political Candidate Deviant Libation 3800 N Nebraska Ave 2/14/26 7:30 PM $15 "mandatory toothbrushing!" "free ponies for all!"

Vermin Supreme will be at Deviant on the 14th, so jot that down on your calendar