Microwave Marshmallow

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.

“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”

Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter

Love when I see some drama on here and click to see what people are responding to and see it someone I’ve already blocked. Good job past me, that person isn’t worth the energy!

Text: Some people have guardian angels. I have a raccoon with a crowbar whispering “Let's make it worse." Text is superimposed over an image of (surprisingly enough) a raccoon with a crowbar

Lmao. Saw this and immediately thought of @badposter.lol

I believe the proper term is yowza

A screenshot from @stefanianight that says “Stef why don’t you ever hang out with us? I’m autistic You didn’t specifically invite me like a vampire Then replying to her own tweet “We’re all going to this place “ “Oh that’s sick I hope y’all have a good time”

I have never felt more seen

15 Gifts You Can Make, Buy Locally, or Find in a Drawer, So You Don’t Have to Give Money to Billionaires This Holiday Season We’re done passing meaningless tokens back and forth to fill some arbitrary holiday obligation.

1 5 gift ideas that won't make the billionaires richer:

I was thinking a spoof of the Nathan’s hot dog sign could be fun

three screenshots from Alfred Hitchcock Presents. The director, sitting at a desk, says: "I've just come into possession of a cure for fascism." We see Hitchcock's hand lining up bullets. "They come in capsule form. For best results, they must be taken internally." Hitchcock holds up a revolver "Here is the handy applicator."

Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism

A flyer with the heading “Seven steps to stop ICE” 1 Form resistance groups 2 Establish community assemblies 3 Build a communications system 4 Strategize and set a combative example 5 Compel local politicians to break off cooperation with federal authorities 6 Create no-go zones for federal forces 7 Create mutual aid networks

Thinking about stuff

Can read news at my desk and no one cares, the minute they see comics everyone has an opinion. WTF?!

Dear god, the man being half a beat off during karaoke while singing “Return of the Mack” is killing me

A colorful illustration with speech bubbles containing motivational phrases about change. A black ribbon reads "THIS IS HOW CHANGE HAPPENS" amid a blue sky with clouds and stars. Quote attributed to Dan Berger.

"Our actions are working, and they are not enough.
Nothing we do is sufficient, and everything we do matters.
We must be strategic, and we must operate on multiple fronts simultaneously.
Time is of the essence, and we have to act for the long haul.
This is how change happens." Dan Berger

I had a patient tell me his horse walked over to him while he was laying on the ground and accidentally stomped him in the head.

Sure, sure, definitely not because he’s a terrible person

Fingers crossed we get a special election out of this

Who could’ve guessed that Cocteau Twins wouldn’t work well for karaoke? 🤷🏻‍♂️

The coworker who is least aware of his surroundings has decided now is the time to play religious music in our shared workspace 🤦🏻‍♂️🙄

Yeah I know meeting people requires me to leave my apartment but that means leaving my apartment!

Screenshot of a Wikipedia infobox with a photo of Katie Wilson and a caption that reads “Mayor-elect of Seattle”

It is now Wikipedia official en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_W...

Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics?

Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

Hello @support.bsky.team why has
@sarahkendzior.bsky.social been suspended without explanation?????

The individual cannot bargain with the State. The State recognizes no coinage but power: and it issues the coins itself.

#Vancouver #BC people! Looking at a nursing job up there. As a car free individual what neighborhoods do you recommend?

@movementyvr.bsky.social, any ideas?

Maybe a wilhem scream played at .75 speed with some distortion added?

The Centre has become this pure set of performative symbols and at the same time you get to feel morally superior which is ultimarely what liberal centrism is all about. the ability to feel better than other people.

Time for the Democrats to get rid of Chuck Schumer and the other "Centrists" in the Party.

@murray.senate.gov and @cantwell.senate.gov please take note

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.

Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

an image of a post by former mayor Gregory Nickels that links to AC at all times. op-ed article titled Katie Wilson gains on Bruce Harrell as mayor's race goes down to the wire. the mayor's commentary says if there are 45,000 remaining Seattle ballots, as the times reports the county estimates, and Katie takes 54.85% as she did in 2 days count( according to the strangers report on the Friday account) she defeats Bruce by 65 votes. Yeah this will be close

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