Big Poppa of the Free 🇺🇸

That’s gold

My savior danced for my sins

No I think the arms have to be straight out

Give Michael Parson his money

The therapy that saved my life was called R-CHOP, which stands for the names of the drugs used in my chemotherapy regimen: the targeted therapy drug Rituximab — Cyclophosphamide, doxorubicin Hydrochloride, vincristine sulfate (aka Oncovin), and the steroid Prednisone.
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Don't worry, Europe has invested 1.9 Billion Euros in mRNA development as are the Japanesr, Chinese, Australian and dozens more govts. So the US can buy therapeutics from their novel research. Complete with the proposed 250% tariff on imported pharmaceuticals. Winning yet?

I must have died and gone to heaven cuz it was quarter past eleven

The raucous crowd in Austin getting after it during "Crestfallen". The city does a great job of making us feel at home on the road 🙌

I would vote for this guy just based on this clip

“You have exceeded the bro limit”

I can’t tell if you are describing a specific individual that I should know

Oh great I just ruined the whole country with one skeet and plunged us into certain fascism and you’re making jokes.

I don’t get excited about “oh I think this person will check all the boxes and get the populist vote”
For the record I’ve done this exact tweet with way less serious candidates. These guys would be 10000000000% better than the shit show we have now.

I don’t think me being serious or not will be of any consequence whatsoever in the election.

Who is going to destroy them? I’ve never seen anyone destroy them.

I feel like I made my mark on the world and I can die happy now
#humbled

Also clueless about the difference between a cognitive test and an IQ test

I will change my name to That Willie so if someone asks me is That Willie your name I will say haha you fucking toddler.

Saying that it’s unsafe or that crime needs to be addressed is different than saying that a good solution is to have the US Military trying to perform civilian policing.

Talarico Buttigieg 2028

This is masculinity too

How are those Russian refineries doing?

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 god damn son

Jimmie Vaughan

The Screen Doors

“If I got Moscow and Leningrad free”?! WTF does that mean?? What kind of “deal” is he thinking he is negotiating?

He’s going to try to give away Alaska, isn’t he

Today could be the day

Today’s mantra…