Big Poppa Pfffft 🇺🇸 @bigpoppa-brian

Sphincter is a better breed all around

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No other quarterback has ever run without sliding

13.10.2025 02:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Naturally

13.10.2025 02:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“There’s a cold front coming”

13.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’ll come out eventually

13.10.2025 02:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes

13.10.2025 02:04 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They were told they will be fighting Antifa. Nothing prepared them for Cookie Monster doing pelvic thrust. It was an unfair fight.

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ER trip?

13.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They may bite kneecaps first

13.10.2025 01:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon of spongebob playing a trumpet on a sheet of music ALT: a cartoon of spongebob playing a trumpet on a sheet of music

13.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IMDB made it weird

13.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ha I IMDBd it. I didn’t know that was him. I only watched it the one time.

13.10.2025 01:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did he play the runner or that was the character name? I wouldn’t know either way

13.10.2025 01:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Feet!

13.10.2025 01:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You could have give me a million guesses and I would not have come up with Billy Blanks 🤣

13.10.2025 01:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How was that not grounding?

13.10.2025 01:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣

13.10.2025 01:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A tale of two skeets

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It’s not too late

13.10.2025 00:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jared Goff: power runner

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The Rangers just need some pitching

13.10.2025 00:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jared Allen retired as a Viking

13.10.2025 00:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Someone forgot to take Mahommes off of 1.5x speed

13.10.2025 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have not laughed at a single Emu and Doug commercial. That bit needs to go away

13.10.2025 00:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Total burping the snake boss. No crush limit.

13.10.2025 00:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh no

13.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Be careful with the back slot

12.10.2025 23:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah I don’t know much about it. I would drink it and act like it’s the best scotch I ever had

12.10.2025 23:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can understand not knowing about whiskey and wanting to have something special for your dad

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