Joe Lancaster

Trump issued numerous executive orders targeting law firms that have represented Democrats or other people suing or prosecuting him.

That, on its own, is a breathtaking abuse of presidential power—explaining why the orders have been repeatedly struck down.

Two panels from Fantastic Four #1 First panel, with three hands together: Speech balloon: “I’m calling myself The Human Torch— and I’m with you all the way!” Second speech balloon: “Same goes for me… The Invisible Girl!” Third speech balloon: “There’s only one still missing… Ben!!” Second panel, with The Thing’s rocky hand now on top: Speech balloon from his direction: “I ain’t Ben anymore—I’m what Susan called me—The Thing!!” Second speech balloon: “And I’ll call myself… Mister Fantastic!!”

Haven’t seen Fantastic Four yet but I hope they include this scene from the original comic, where Ben feels he’s no longer a man and has been reduced to nothing more than an object, only for Reed to cut in, “Yeah sure thing—and you can call ME Mr Hot Shit!”

Given how pretty much every Trump policy polls, if Dems can’t figure out how to sweep the 2026 midterms, maybe the entire party should just become a Spirit Halloween

Them: “How much do you love science again?”

Me: “This fucking much”

Me after one (1) drink at the wedding of a person I barely know

@bencollins.bsky.social Meta out here fuckin up your brand

The fact that it costs $12?

Another deranged, stupid post from Trump on Truth Social. He lies about how Native Americans supposedly want names like "the Redskins" back, then suggest that the Cleveland guardians go back to their original name, which he doesn't seem to realize wasn't Indians. And he seems to think they were an original 16 team, which is hockey, not baseball. Anyway, here's the dumb shit for you in original form: The Washington "Whatever's" should IMMEDIATELY change their name back to the Washington Redskins Football Team. There is a big clamoring for this. Likewise, the Cleveland Indians, one of the six original baseball teams, with a storied past. Our great Indian people, in massive numbers, want this to happen. Their heritage and prestige is systematically being taken away from them. Times are different now than they were three or four years ago. We are a Country of passion and common sense. OWNERS, GET IT DONE!!!

I like how treating Trump posts as law brings us closer to rule by talk radio caller. "Hello Larry LOVE YOUR SHOW. We used to get REGULAR STYROFOAM in boxes and we called them PEANUTS but they weren't WORTH peanuts. Now we get SHREDDED BROWN stuff I'm hereby calling RABBIT FOOD, which is now ILLEGAL

YouTube video by Parks and Recreation Patton Oswalt's Star Wars Filibuster (Extended Cut) | Parks and Recreation

POV: your last worst date youtu.be/5BBhNkywMJY?...

A bumper sticker that reads: "PRAY FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP AND THE REPOSE OF THE SOUL OF HIS CLOSE FRIEND JEFFREY EPSTEIN." The background is a mix of patriotic imagery such as American flags and fireworks.

trying out some bumper sticker designs. What do you guys think?

“She was as dead as my eyes, bestie!”

Just finished Dept Q, and I am in *desperate* need of a second season

Megyn Kelly on twitter: Yes, Zohran, what Nicole B. Simpson really needed to stop OJ from nearly decapitating her was a social wkr who could have centered OJ’s blackness to make him feel seen. Same for Diddy as he beat Cassie to a pulp. Just needed a reminder to be his best self!

yes, this is a great point. and i'm glad that Nicole is alive today because the police famously stopped OJ from murdering her

Fox, a sweet grey dachshund mix, hanging his head over the side of a fluffy dog bed

Fox, a sweet grey dachshund mix, sleeps in a dog crate with the door open.

One setback and one spinal surgery later, this little guy has a long road to recovery but a solid prognosis otherwise

Who better to put America First than one guy who’s never left Malaysia and another with the thickest Australian accent I’ve ever heard

Wikipedia article section headings: “Throwing troubles,” “Spousal assaults,” “Legacy,” and “HGH use.”

Gotta say, I didn’t know famously yip-afflicted MLB pitcher Chuck Knoblauch’s Wikipedia page has *multiple* suboptimal section headings

Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo WASHINGTON—Insisting that he deserved a place alongside the iconic visages of the auto supply company’s founders, President Donald Trump issued an executive order Tuesday adding his face to the Pep Bo...

Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo

Fireworks have convinced me that Americans don't love dogs and the troops as much as they say they do

Starting this next! Been (sort of accidentally) on a Scott Frank kick lately

Sebastian Stan as Blaine in “Hot Tub Time Machine,” scowling at someone offscreen and dressed like an 80s bully at a ski resort.

I’ll always remember him as ski instructor Blaine from Hot Tub Time Machine

A very sweet very small grey dog in a stroller. He is panting and it’s very cute.

Vance says bombing Iran is different from other 'dumb' presidents' military actions On Sunday talk shows, the vice president made the case for bombing Iran—a notable shift from his previous anti-war rhetoric.

Past presidents may have been "dumb," but that doesn't make a new war smart.

Iran is currently barred from speaking until someone says its name; Israel says it has never played by those rules.

Maybe the reason ICE wears masks is that they all look like what if Santa had a brother with a domestic violence record who couldn’t read

A long blue box that reads “Genuine GE Refrigerator Water Filter,” and then “XWFE” in big letters.

“When it’s time for a cold drink on a hot day, the last thing you need is to wonder if the water or the ice is clean. That’s why I only trust *glances quickly* Ex-Wife brand refrigerator filters.”

PSA for everyone going to protests

why did he format this like the “plums in the icebox” poem

Side note: Did Em-Three-Gan always talk like GLaDOS or am I misremembering?

YouTube video by Universal Pictures M3GAN 2.0 | Final Trailer

T2 for the girlies is here youtu.be/1FeiTZMtwLA?...