That Guy Who Writes about Toys and Movies

Paddington in The Wicker Man (1974)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1673

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It matters.
It is an accomplishment.
Congratulations!

Now I'm gonna have to start saving so I can add it to the other two Volumes!!

Rock on, Heather!

Very good... and sadly still appropriate.

*Cue "N@zi Punks Fuck Off"*

I still have to watch the previous season, but for me, Season 3 felt like it was BUILT on all the things I love!

-Soviet commandos!
-A "Terminator"!
-THE THING!
-Secret base!

Glorious!

Enjoy the madness!

Love this story every time its retold.

"AMC. We make movies better... except for that cinema in the Paris catacombs. That's metal as fuck."

I gotta go with Bane.
Always felt tonally correct as his villain persona, but moments of human emotion & caring still coming through him.

Seeing the image and suddenly the opening chords of "Strong as I Am" play loudly in my head...

The poster for the 2015 slasher film The Final Girls.

The poster for the 2017 slasher film Tragedy Girls.

Hey y'all, I'm working on increasing my subscribers at my site (paid & free), so I thought I'd tease the next installments in my "One-and-Done" Slasher Series - 2 of the best horror movies released during the 2010s:

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Thanks & Cheers!

Maybe one of the most subversively incredible double features @newbeverly.bsky.social has ever programmed.
Cause Du Jour means chewing bubblegum and kicking ass.
Bravo!! #TheyLive #JosieAndThePussycats

Everett McGill and Raul Julia as Dracula, in Broadway show of DRACULA 1977-1980.

You're welcome!

Right?!

LOVE the homage to Raimi's EVIL DEAD movies at the end.

Raul Julia as Dracula in the late 70s on Broadway.

Raul Julia as Dracula in the late 70s on Broadway.

He's REALLY good, along with everyone else, in PRESUMED INNOCENT.

Also, if it's out there somewhere, Raul Julia played Dracula on Broadway in the late 70s (but was not brought in to play it for the movie in '79)

Here you go..

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🇷🇺Fighterbomber reports that the russian Air Force has lost a Ka-52 “Alligator” attack helicopter along with its crew.

In the words of Robert Page, 🎶 All will be reveeeaaallleeeddd...
🎶

Another item off of Cargill's Wish List?

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I have no dog in this, but this GIF just made me laugh!

Tell us how you REALLY feel!

Just sharing this again: this week is Winnie's vet appointment (had to push to Thursday so we could use payday funds because it's gonna be pricey), so I just wanted to share our eBay stuff again in case anyone's interested (prices are all flexible, too): www.ebay.com/usr/bonogirl...

Cheers!

My dog, Chaser, laying down in the center of an orange slot canyon. He has his front legs stretched out and is looking toward the camera with ears perked up.

Slot canyon sittin'. #photography

YUUUSSS!!!

I hope they enjoy it!

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I mean...

Canonically, the Muppets are a bunch of Dirty Hippies who just want to Put On a Show. After their Hollywood Days they probably *moved to Portland* and built a community theater in partnership with Reed College.

They wouldn’t just be behind the protests, they’d be down there with them.

I need Schilling, Yonder or Seattle Cider to sponsor the Gabriel Universe so we can get MALIGNANT 2.

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Apropos of Nothing, I am reminded of being excited about Monica Bellucci in SPECTRE and being utter disappointed at how she was used in the movie.

Honestly - SHE should've been revealed as Blofeld!

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I mean, dems the rules.

So early in the genre that its hasn't gotten to that point yet.

There are other ways to listen to a DEATHSTALKER movie?!