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Gabriel R Johnson, novelist

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Surrealist coming-of-age comedy-horror novel A BAD DREAM WHERE YOU'RE BACK AT SCHOOL available in paperback now: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FSMY81PP

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Wonder how much taxpayer money is being spent flooding youtube with demented racist bots.

10.02.2026 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Innocent people are rotting in these camps for months in horrible conditions, for no reason at all except to satisfy the sadism of that bald asshole. This is who we're supposed to negotiate Reasonable Guardrails with

10.02.2026 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1193    ๐Ÿ” 111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one should ever talk to me about "somali fraud" ever again.

10.02.2026 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they were smart the first thing they'd lose is the fascism.

10.02.2026 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

calls to return to โ€œtraditional indigenous agricultureโ€ are calls for billions to die, it literally did lead to famine in Sri Lanka when it was tried, Iโ€™m firm believer that we should be bigger assholes to people hawking woo shit.

10.02.2026 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 994    ๐Ÿ” 149    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

The larger point -- it's important to have big dreams to aspire to -- is one I agree with! I just know that in Elon's case, I'm meant to aspire to _his_ big dreams, and sorry, bud. I just don't think we should let you live out any more of your fantasies.

09.02.2026 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 104    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only correct answer.

10.02.2026 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
10.02.2026 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

There are songs with lyrics in english that i love and have listened to a hundred times that i could not tell you the lyrics for. Example: Good Luck, Babe! I know the chorus is something like "stop the world just to stop the feeling" but i couldnt tell you a single word in the verses.

10.02.2026 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Chinese will take all the maple syrup off Canadian tables. They'll forcibly add a U to the word "aboot." They'll make it illegal to fuck a moose.

10.02.2026 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ghost of Bunny Good, Ghost of Bunny Mid, Ghost of Bunny Bad.

09.02.2026 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is not what we have been saying at all, no. We've been saying abolish.

09.02.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I certainly believe you but also it's very funny to me that people were saying that about a mac-and-cheese-ass show like Friends. Twin Peaks I can kinda see, it doesn't have the cinematic finesse of later prestige TV but it has the ambition, certainly.

09.02.2026 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The question I'd ask is "which marvel movie?" and then the only real answers are Avengers 1 and Endgame and obviously those are huge movies but even those faded into Airplane Classics pretty fast.

09.02.2026 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curious as to what 90s show had people saying this. Uh...X-files?

09.02.2026 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think maybe even the 10s might be remembered more for TV than for film, on the weight of Game of Thrones and Stranger Things. The decade that invented blockbuster television.

09.02.2026 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We'll see. I do think 2025 specifically was an all-time great movie year, in large part because as the mass blockbuster era of the 10s fades your normie multiplex has had plenty of space for good mid-budget movies.

09.02.2026 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a brit out there somewhere that's like "blimey, what if I made a crumpet but flat, bloody 'ell" that's about to ruin the streak.

09.02.2026 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't think there's been a culture yet that's managed to fuck up the concept of flatbread. Naan, torillas, pizza, injera, malwaah all rule

09.02.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To the extent โ€œwokeโ€ was a thing people were mad at, it was mostly that people hate a culture of scolds telling them what words they can use, what things they can enjoy, and then launching โ€œpolitically correctโ€ alternatives to cultural touchstones.

And, welpโ€ฆ that shoe is on the other foot now.

09.02.2026 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Still, the biggest risk of weed always has been sucking up all your time into a state of relaxed inactivity when you could be having meaningful experiences or making something cool.

09.02.2026 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are definitely people I know who I would advise to stop at least until they got some shit together but I also bet the weed is more a symptom than the cause there.

09.02.2026 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amongst other things, this again highlights the core point about due process. Itโ€™s bad enough to be in a โ€œshow me your papersโ€ situation, but your precious citizen/non-citizen, โ€œlegalโ€/โ€œillegalโ€ distinctions are meaningless when you canโ€™t prove anything to authorities because they donโ€™t give a shit.

09.02.2026 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3326    ๐Ÿ” 1116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

It's neat that he included Lady Gaga and Pedro Pascal and Jessica Alba, but why didn't he include me, a total sweetheart? Sure, the first of his music I heard was yesterday when I played half of Titรญ Me Preguntรณ and was like "okay, neat," but it still hurts to be erased like this.

09.02.2026 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think One Battle After Another might need a little more time to cook but I kind of think it might be the revolution's Casablanca? If we're talking TV I think it's gotta be Andor.

09.02.2026 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure but NCIS has an episode where Gibbs meets Michelle Obama so she can thank the veterans.

09.02.2026 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 06:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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