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Holy shit, you guys, this challenge is a month away, calm down. The amount of shit I’m taking for this, my god. DMs like, “GO FUCK YOURSELF, I’M NOT DRINKING 50% LESS TO STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES, YOU FUCK”

03.08.2025 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m doing the 30/30/30 challenge for September. 30 days, 30 drinks/day [30 80 proof shots, 30 12oz cans @ 5%, or 6 bottles of 12% wine], and at the end of each day you post one new thing you appreciate. I know this is one of the easier challenges but I’m trying to drink less.

03.08.2025 22:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Many people don’t know that you can simply invoice large companies and most of the time they blindly pay them. You can then use this money to quit your job, train, plot, and then k**l the very people at the top of these companies. They’ll literally pay you to k**l them.

29.07.2025 02:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My dogs have a simple message: fuck America since 1492, fuck Israel since 1882.

29.07.2025 02:20 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Just got my 3rd Twitter acct banned this year, that’s turned into quite the touchy place, huh

27.07.2025 01:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Alert status: Red - 11 seconds later

12.06.2025 00:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

While you’re watching two rich white supremacists pillow fight, people are still dying over food.

06.06.2025 01:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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lol

14.05.2025 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wraps are new, felts are not. The other 2 things are the stack on the far left [which sounded awful and is now gone] and put the 6in splash above the stack in the middle.

13.05.2025 19:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Test for @rearfactory.bsky.social - what all changed this round.

10.05.2025 03:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And if y’all don’t believe me, listen to “Whispers of Your Death”, look me in the eye, and tell me I’m wrong. I’m not.

09.05.2025 18:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s why I prefer Counterparts to all of the above. Not only a far superior band but getting your ass beat to viscerally raw and violent songs about his rescue cat passing away is 10/10.

09.05.2025 18:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you’re about to be taken by these ghouls, pull as many masks down as you can so we can identify and *allegedly* light them on fire as they sleep.

06.05.2025 22:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is no better way for me to relax, feel true peace, and an overwhelming, all encompassing calm than for me to imagine a US where every single registered Democrat and Republican have been shot into the sun.

05.05.2025 22:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

State Farm screwed me out of $3,000 on vehicle repair. Their CEO makes that same amount every 12 minutes.

01.05.2025 19:41 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This is the only reason they actually care about this issue.

01.05.2025 15:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Name another baseball team with this kind of responsibility. I'll wait.

24.04.2025 15:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The song “Whispers or Your Death” by Counterparts was written about a cat, by a communist. No capitalist song about any other capitalists death in history has ever been as visceral. Let that sink in.

11.04.2025 03:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This Dean is also a Brookings senior fellow and serves on the NCUSCR so you know she can lie better than this.

07.04.2025 18:17 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spoiler alert: as a career heavy smoker it’s like Dom DeLuise laughing at Dave Anthony.

06.04.2025 04:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some say the middle movie is either the best or the worst in trilogy, are gonna have a HARD time disproving My Husband is Harder isn’t the best in the series.

06.04.2025 04:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If it helps she’s snoring and I did record it, but she’s thinking people might have to pay for that.

06.04.2025 04:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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EVERYONE STOP. SHUT UP AND LOOK AT MY DOG SLEEPING.

06.04.2025 04:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Traveling back in time to that period and kicking anyone other than Zbigniew Brzezinski is a waste of time travel.

06.04.2025 02:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Descent into”??? He’s always been this way. Things have always been this way. America has always been this way. Goddamn, all the heavy lifting being done to let people off the hook for not giving a shit enough to pay attention. Willful ignorance is still ignorance, JFC.

04.04.2025 14:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My biggest issue with violence vs non-violence is that the debate ends there…but like WHO are we doing violence TO? That’s the question that matters.

04.04.2025 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I remember the first really nice ride I ever bought. A 22” K Custom Dark, weighs a ton, cuts through everything. Saved many years in my early 20’s for the $500 to get it. Broke just over a year later and man, you just pick things that get the job done after that. Now it just sits on the cymbal shelf

29.03.2025 21:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Now if the red tuner fish would ever come back in stock for the 3 lugs on the snare that want to perpetually loosen it would be complete. I mean, “complete” is relative as most things drummer use are merely “consumables”…talk about a grift, lol

29.03.2025 21:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel the addition of the red cymbal felts really tie things together nicely

29.03.2025 20:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Self care Saturday

29.03.2025 20:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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