Peter Jarrett

Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath?

Character isn't something you tell people about.

It's something you live.

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I have heard there are videos available on the Internet regarding vegetable reuse, but they are now all behind adult verification restrictions. So there's that I guess.

I 100% miss read 'tatties'. Sorry.

"Come to" or..... cough.

I hear the light bulb has gone....

Pestonbury - Robert lectures on politics and economics on the pyramid stage to banging 90s rave tracks

I'm trying to think of a pun involving a cat, a man, and a do, that involves cold mountains but failing to get anything up. I mean think anything up. Cough.

I'm pretty sure 'massive loaf and ginormouse cucumbers is a highly specialist category on certain websites!

this internet was a mistake, but sometimes it’s the best thing ever created

Five ways to convince yourself you're an expat rather than an immigrant buff.ly/KIGqc8c

Yep, along with a sauce that suggests someone should probably see a doctor, as well as the whole thing leaving you with a sense of disappointment after finishing it!

@flups.bsky.social - and they will take out your murderous pedestrians first when they do 😉

I'd consider myself to be a significant radio tech nerd - partly for obvious reasons with my day job! - but even I haven't owned a radio capable of receiving long wave since 1997!

"...before they kill again."?

Are you feeling strong "Now, I command thee to buy this rotating plastic daemon, OR i shall curse thee to the end of time...." vibes?

Let me know when Press Gang is on so I can relive my adolescent love for Julia Sawalha

Ah, the missed opportunities.... there I was, sat in my car today eating a giant wheel of brie, when I looked over and saw the woman in the car next to me eating grapes.

Wait... hang on a mo...!

OK, i have the cake on order for you, and the mouth wiring too, but they've asked if you want the wiring before or AFTER cake day? I mean, I can see why they are asking from a practicality viewpoint....

When even the dipsticks in Clacton think it's time to form closer trading ties with Europe then you know things have started to hit home!

So long and thanks for all the fish I guess.

Absolutely this!

"Ou est La Bog?"

Or, of course, the more informal:

"Je voudrais le shithouse sil te plait'

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Did he really like pens too?

Does the kidney come ready pickled? Asking for a friend....

Can it not be both? I know i am....😁