grim about the mouth

Back on my bullshit (eating a microwaved Marie Callender's chicken pot pie every day for lunch)

One of the most important things QA can do for you?

Tell you that part of the game isn't fun. That's a thing that requires a human being.

You don't want to lose that bit...

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

I came across ten blank Munchkin “Go Up a Level” cards. I’m drawing Pizza Rat on them, and will offer them to folks donating $50 or more to Clay’s GoFundMe.

Details to follow, probably on the Dork Tower Patreon list (patreon.com/kovalic) first, then here.

I just had a great idea for a game company. This is going to Fuck you. Are you sitting down? Okay, don't say I didn't warn you.

We're gonna take a phrase that includes the word "night," and then we're gonna--no no don't spoil it, I'm about to get there!

We're gonna put a K in front of the N

Hey guys, attention all guys. The other day when I was asked if I had any kids I answered not to my knowledge and they said, "Ugh, guys always say that." I didn't know guys were always saying that! I came up with it on my own and I should get to use it. It's mine now, you just get to say "no."

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Oh wow:

"During the fracas, a federal agent fired a pepper round that struck a (UCC) clergyman, Jorge Bautista, near the chin. The impact caked his face and clothing in orange powder. Bautista said the agent shot him in the face from about 5 feet away."

"'I’m in a lot of pain,'" Bautista texted…"

Gamer protip: When taking public transit IRL, the vehicles have windows you can look inside to see if your fellow real human beings are trying to disembark before you push your way inside.

I have a strong dislike for the vast majority of D&D comedy videos that are done in character or in costume. I respect the effort and creativity involved. The jokes are mid.

I'm low-key annoyed, not mad, when friends DM them to me. Thanks for thinking of me, I know you don't think it's insulting.

I think some of the people on social media sneering at the No Kings protesters are just mad that those normies with signs are way better shitposters than they are

Oh hey, the platform isn't crowded. I wonder if that means the train--

The train:

Aw nuts, I didn't leave the office until around when the Mariners game let out. RIP my commute

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A side effect of discovering books at certain formative times and imagining what current popular songs would make good theme music for a TV adaptation is that decades later you're listening to "Bring Me to Life" at karaoke and mad there's no one around who wants to talk about On My Way To Paradise

Robert E. Lee was in attendance at John Brown’s execution.

They should have just had Amber Midthunder kill more Predators, man. We had a good thing there

NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.

This is a roundabout way of saying that it would be very funny if the king of England gave the Archbishop of Canterbury diplomatic immunity and an aircraft carrier.

One day Palpatine was like, "New guy just dropped: Vader. You don't get to read his CV but he's allowed to kill anyone he wants. He's guy #2 in a religion that's just us. He gets to order the navy around."

It's like if the Archbishop of Canterbury had diplomatic immunity and an aircraft carrier.

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

As we all know, existing while fat and/or ugly is innately worse than a person’s actions or words which is why the first is mocked, derided, and used as an example of why a person is bad and the second is treated as less important - often as a result of the first.

There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.

The stereotype that married men demand porn star edgy kinky sex from their exhausted wives just isn’t true. Women generally are the ones with the elaborate kinks.

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ah yes but have you considered that I am much much darker and edgier than my pussy-hat wearing grandma, whom I hate, and who once told me to log off in the middle of a very important Discord chat to help her put away the groceries

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Tron 2.0 rocked. There's another timeline where the franchise is going strong as action-adventure games

whenever anyone says something nice to you they are doing a hugbox and you must immediately tell them to cease. they will be impressed by your keen perception. furthermore you will enjoy great mental health