Stephen Bailey

I've always had the soul of an OAP - but this is ridiculous. This morning when I arose the first convo I had with my boyf was about pensions.

Do you have a friend like this? Also - I am going on tour. Get your tix www.stephenbaileycomedy.co.uk

#comedy #funny #relatable #relationships #phone #old

I made a mistake of going into a pub on the Friday before Christmas - also known as 'Mad Friday' and I ended up chatting to this man. He was so sincere.

#comedy #funny #relatable #truestory #real #christmas #holidays #lgbt #gay #queer #friday

⚠️TOUR NEWS

Thrilled to announce that we have added an extra date in Cardiff

Thank you to everybody who has bought tickets so far for my brand new tour show in 2025. Shows are selling out or have limited availability

🎅 I make an excellent Xmas pressie 🎄

Tickets - www.stephenbaileycomedy.co.uk

Top class virtual stand up routine from @stephencomedy.bsky.social at Gecko’s Christmas party today! 10/10 🎅

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Settling down to watch my first gay Christmas film of the season and it's a sad one - Homo Alone

m going out out tonight. Hope it isn't toooooo busy. Do you know what you call a lesbian, a couple of gay guys, a bi person and a trans person in a line at a bar.... an LGBTQueue

Who has ever made a fool of themselves at the work's Christmas do?

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#comedy #funny #relatable #christmas #party #work

Trains in Britain are disgusting and unreliable. £108 fare - standing room only and this toilet. If this was #imaceleb dean would deffo scream 'I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE'

Thank you Jan xxx

Love you Sooz!! We need an easties catch up asap

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Hi new followers - i am on tour next year if you fancy it. With extra dates added in some places. Do come.

Tix available here - www.stephenbaileycomedy.co.uk

And let me tell you a personal story. I met Melvin Odoom when i was working as a Runner at MTV and Melvin was one of the presenters. When you are a presenter there is a power dynamic - you are the star. Runners - run. They fetch coffees, get what you want, take bins out - literally anything

And come together as a team!

The flip side is we are seeing the utter angels. Oti checking Rev Richard was happy with the hammock. Alan being so kind even with what he was faced with. You can tell he is kind without me saying -
you don't get to stay in Corrie if not,they'd just throw a tram at u

If you had any respect for people (inc the audience) - you would try and smash the trials (espesh when earning food for your peers), you would show respect to older, more established castmates - help carry the wood, give them the nicer bed, if you find it hard imagine them, stop craving the camera

So much to say that i can't except yep x

What are you guys 'holding space' for tonight?? Just asking as I work in queer media 🤣🤣

*that clip has made my year 🤣🤣

ABSOLUTELY!! Maura has been just what we need

That was so uncomfortable to watch on #imaceleb . I love me some reality tv, i love some reality beef but Alan is one of the nicest people on telly. He was being so sweet and i would love to be woken like that by Tyrone in the jungle. Dean was mean and unnecessary. True colours will always come out

The #RHOBH Season 14 taglines are here! Which one is your fave?

Already living for Dorit this season on #rhobh
I have always loved Kyle but last few seasons - I dunno. She is very quick to throw people under the bus. I really wanted Dorit to say 'is Kyle more of a manipulator than LVP?'

I really think if you are gonna do 'I'm a celeb' you should do more than just say 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' - like give it a good go. We want to at least see a tryer. If Ant is mad at you on live telly and Lorraine is asking if you are authentic you aren't doing it right

@stephencomedy.bsky.social great set in Halifax. See you in Leeds next year. Tart. (See what I did there?)

Ahhhh thank you!! See you there x

RUN! MY TIME BEHIND THE SCENES IN TV I used to be a Runner in TV – and let me tell you, the Devil Carries a Mulberry Handbag and I was once made to dress up as an Oompa Lumpa!

I've started a little blog about when i worked behind the scenes in TV production and the efforts it took to go from a working class estate in Manchester to the middle class dominated tv biz!! Please read, subscribe and share

stephenbaileycomedy.substack.com/p/run-my-tim...

My queen x

I hope i get a million followers before they come and mop them all up 🤣

Who are your faves so far on #imaceleb

LOVE IN YOUR 20S VERSUS LOVE IN YOUR 30S

It starts off wanting a Zac Efron prince who you can see the gas bill with but after lots of dating you end up just wanting someone who chews quietly

Do you agree?

#funny #comedy #love #growing #relationships