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Was the clerk supposed to be there today?

Guy spent a whole week here before getting called up.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Don't worry though, it's totally fine that the NFL now partly owns ESPN, it won't change anything, there's no journalistic problem, it's all good

According to this Supreme Court, President Biden's Department of Education was exceeding its power by trying to forgive peoples' student loans.

President Trump, on the other hand, has the power to just completely dismantle the entire Education Department.

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THIS A UNITED STATES SENATOR ELECTED BY THE PEOPLE OF CALIFORNIA BEING PHYSICALLY SHOVED OUT OF A MEETING ABOUT WHAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS DOING TO THE BIGGEST CITY IN OUR STATE.

Old journalism rule: If one side says it’s raining & the other says it isn’t you don’t give both equal weight.

You go outside and see if it is fucking raining.

this is such a good representation of American Christianity

Fifth generation Angeleno here. I am not afraid of undocumented seamstresses reporting to work every day in the garment district.

I’m terrified of secret police in tanks rolling down residential streets with machine guns disappearing people without due process.

I hope this helps!

Mike Johnson advocating for kidnapping children. Any Dem worth a shit will make it clear that anyone can buy a gaiter and a fake ICE vest. And he's saying go willingly with them.

There is no reason a federal employee shouldn't have to show their face. And this should be an easy one to win.

Elon threatening to just leave people on the ISS is making a pretty good case for why you nationalize your space program!

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

GOP lunatics for two decades: George Soros is buying elections!! Put him in jail

Elon: It was me. I bought the election. The only way we could have won.

I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro

A million years ago, this was a national scandal. Today, it is just an every day occurrence that we all tacitly accept.

Nothing going on is that hard to understand as long as someone with some credibility has the desire to explain it and the space to do so and I’m glad this NBC station did this for their viewers

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I think this all but confirms Myles Garrett heard him correctly that day
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The message of every single Tom Cruise film since he turned 50 is “I will not and cannot ever die, come to the movies, love, Tom Cruise”

Every year on Memorial Day, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring.

They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died.

France also gave us this land as American soil.

just absolutely insane that this is what Trump accused Biden of doing, and now he's done it himself.

A glass bottle filled with a light brown liquid. The bottle had a red and orange label that reads "Nestle Choglit" and has a red cap

A dark pink/red aluminum can that reads "Nestle Choglit chocolate drink"

Choglit (2002-circa 2003): A chocolate-flavored "dairy-based" beverage, created in a collaboration between Coca-Cola and Nestle to directly compete with Yoo-Hoo. It contained 16% low-fat milk, and was the first dairy product ever made by Coca-Cola. Sold in both cans and glass bottles

Escalators don’t break, they just become stairs.

when i was a child, my family took CHIP and food stamps. this shaped my entire orientation toward government programs (positive) in a way most pundits don't have access to. and also, not to brag, but i think my siblings and i are proof that the ROI on feeding children is very high

YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT Boog Sciambi Surprises MLB The Show's Biggest (and Oldest) Fan | PTFO

An 86-year-old grandpa went viral for playing 162 games of MLB The Show... in keeping with the Yankees schedule... every season... for 20 years.

And scoring each game, by hand.

So we asked Boog Sciambi — the voice of the game — to help PTFO surprise him, in studio: youtu.be/adoX3IC336o?...