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Elf Princess: feminist, journalist, campaigner on political and sexual liberty: also IT, law and policing. Content may contain spoof! She/her. Also fae/faer

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"Because," says the peasant, "that would mean they'd have to fight their way across Russia and back again 6 times!"

01.08.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is an old soviet era joke.

A Czech peasant finds a magic lantern. Rubs it. Three wishes.

First wish: I wish the Chinese army would occupy Prague... and then go home.

Second wish: ditto

Third wish: the same!

The genie is puzzled: "why would you wish such a thing?"

01.08.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You should see the picture in her attic!!!

01.08.2025 09:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Suspect you do watch 'adult' content, perhaps without realising.

When i looked at Internet censorship a few years back, it was clear that many uk institutions were just loading up US censor tools, as is, and...

...what the US considers adult is very different from what uk folk do.

29.07.2025 11:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shame!

A spider's view: today the shed is a scene of death and destruction.

The ogress returned, and instantly set about her life mission of scissoring through carefully constructed web structures, and expelling undocumented arthropods from the place.

29.07.2025 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Correct.

The policy very much followed this picture, which we felt did not represent community aspirations - or further trans people's health and safety in any way.

We listened. We discussed. We put a policy in place

21.07.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Statement on Downing St Pride celebration, July 2025 โ€“ TransActual

Pride party statement from @transactualuk.bsky.social

transactual.org.uk/blog/2025/07...

21.07.2025 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is just the start...

bsky.app/profile/did:...

20.07.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OK. Perhaps i could have provided more detail.

18.07.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are other reasons never to vote Labour.

18.07.2025 09:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quick boost for this. Or, maybe, boot!

17.07.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump latest: nicks FIFA trophy; adopts new US national bird You heard it here first!

I give in.

Satire is dead.

So, here's a thing about Trump, FIFA and Bald Eagles.

jane-67706.medium.com/trump-latest...

17.07.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Last week, i wondered aloud whether carrying a banner in support of Palestine Action was now terror... but perhaps one asking for Palestine action might not be.

Now i realise that any banner not containing the uplifting message "Palestine must be destroyed totally" is terror.

17.07.2025 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Beaver Translocation Consultation - River Beauly Catchment Environmental Report River Beauly Environmental Report and Questions

Oh, FFS!

Yet another Scottish trans consultation.

This one, apparently, looking at where trans beaver should be located.

Segregation incoming!

www.nature.scot/doc/beaver-t...

17.07.2025 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

And i thought I was mistress of the truly awful pun!

16.07.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to be out there and quite political... but age and a degree of impairment means i can no longer get out as much as i would like.

So i works from home, attended by MY floor (see pic above) and take my life in my hands once a week cycling into the centre of Letchworth.

16.07.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I note you are also a floof addict!

16.07.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooo. Likewise.

Have we met?

๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ

16.07.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine also. Which was yours?

16.07.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bought an any time return to London a couple of years back.

I left at half ten.

I returned shortly after the start of WWI.

15.07.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Silly! Everyone knows you can buy bottles of djinn down at your local off-licence!

12.07.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Haha. Looks like
@ZAsgard (on Twitter)
is not just a little boy with a silly name. He's also a total hypocrite!

12.07.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And today's Duke of Edinburgh Award challenge: how quickly can you get yourself blocked by Zak asgard?

12.07.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually...serendipity just struck with that casual observation.

Cause 100 years ago, twas the middle classes appointed to do the dirty work for the ruling class (titled nobs).

And now the labour government fills much the same role for billionaire techbros (just plain nobs).

12.07.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perhaps the lazy wasps should join a gym.

12.07.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rubbing their bottles?

Is that some new-fangled euphemism?

12.07.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. But he did do History... long a requirement for middle managers destined to go forth and run the empire!

12.07.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think im biased, as a once upon a time keyboard player.

Like decent piano parts... like Genesis' Firth of Fifth!

12.07.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah. Is ok.

But Crime of the Century for me!

12.07.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cat snoozing on window ledge

Cat snoozing on window ledge

Yeah. This cat is being a little more sensible ...

12.07.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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