Roger Baker

I showed up a week early once. That didn’t work.

Read that as IKEA and thought that might be a bit too complicated for particle board and wooden dowels.

How is the heart connected to the colon? Is there a subway gastroenterologist who can explain?

One of my clients is in the news tonight on a decision I was counsel on. This is the closest I’ve ever come to paying to get past a paywall on a newspaper’s website.

That job posting sues itself.

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EMDR is surprisingly effective.

One ate $60 worth of flowers out of the planters on our front step this summer. That’s the most expensive salad I’ve ever bought!

I’m doing a bit of solicitor work today so I’ve amended my drafting style to exclusively use run-on sentences, as is customary among corporate lawyers.

This giant industrial machine is making me hungry. That can only mean that the Vyvanse has worn off for today.

Lawyer is happy.

I should know in 9-15 months.

Congrats on evading death. Keep it up!

Civil trials aren’t supposed to proceed. I was not prepared for this marathon.

Just wrapped 9 weeks of trial and trial prep. Anyone still out there? What’d I miss?

Ha!

The Vyvanse is wearing off and I feel hungry for the first time I can remember.

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There are not enough insolvency lawyers to help 14 million people. Not all will need us but more will than we could ever serve.

Meh… I’m over it now.

For the last two years!

The thing about ADHD is that you never know if you’re finished with a project for the night or for 600 days. Finally, getting back to this.

Wanna buy an 8?

I lingered on a facebook ad a little too long and some guy came to the door to sell me the same product.

Please tell me that’s a coincidence.

I’ll DM you my trial dates.

We do it from time to time with a vacuum sealer. The results are interesting because the cucumber still tastes fresh but also like a pickle.

I’m there for a trial in March. Sounds like a bad idea but one I wouldn’t say no to.

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