@nosandwicheshere.bsky.social
Guy who is also not a sandwich
I dunno, do The Dead Speak in Section 31?
18.08.2025 02:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tractor Traylor!
24.06.2025 23:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rizz thief in da back!
24.06.2025 23:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Her getting rushed to the ER today makes this beautifully poetic
17.06.2025 22:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jfc you are an absolute moron
09.06.2025 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Appears to be just a simple country lawyer
07.06.2025 00:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Please watch, share and donate!
youtu.be/vvSIzwIrXi4
Me when my boss asks if I need something to do:
27.05.2025 21:56 — 👍 499 🔁 68 💬 12 📌 10(DUNE MUSIC) P’ZOOOOOOooooOOOOOoooOOONE
16.05.2025 15:33 — 👍 73 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0John Lennon wrote a song comparing the suffering of women to black people and used a racial slur in it and then later on acknowledged personally hitting women
27.04.2025 02:12 — 👍 162 🔁 4 💬 10 📌 0Genuinely what is happening to people’s brains
07.04.2025 19:33 — 👍 2464 🔁 186 💬 193 📌 42That feels like the whole point of it, right?
“We’ll ruin absolutely everything you love and make you say thank you for it when we’re done”
Hey man if you’re gonna show full ass we deserve the front too
18.02.2025 02:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0half time show should be a monster truck rally and then they gotta play the last two quarters on a field that's absolutely fucked, just a swamp. guys are disappearing into the mud like passchendaele. truckzilla is still out there
10.02.2025 00:57 — 👍 382 🔁 50 💬 3 📌 2You gotta peel em! Helps
With the not choking to death
I work in property/casualty insurance and “vehicle impact” is easily top 5 occurrence of property damage
27.12.2024 19:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You better smoke pot
You better not cry
You better hang dong
I’m tellin you why
Vodka, boobs, travel 🤘
22.12.2024 16:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Will be just in time to mess with the Super Bowl guacastravaganza too
26.11.2024 05:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kendrick is my favorite rapper who sounds like a gremlin casting a spell under a bridge
23.11.2024 01:23 — 👍 398 🔁 50 💬 6 📌 4McRib
is back
lick my pussy
and my crack
"Ladies and Gentlemen, YOU ARE SUCKERS"
16.11.2024 05:34 — 👍 39 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Rashard Mendenhall
12.11.2024 17:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh how we have strayed from the grace of god
25.10.2024 19:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
andy serkis from andor talking emotionally into a star warsy microphone
one rule!!! one rule!!!!! one rule!!!
17.02.2024 22:57 — 👍 29 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1Counterpoint: What the fuck are you talking about
04.10.2024 16:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just make her dirty blonde, add the worst lip fillers you’ve ever seen, a little bit of Gary Busey veneers, some hauntingly dead eyes, and Presto! Platonic ideal of a conservative daughter
21.08.2024 13:45 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Step 3: Profit?
13.07.2024 03:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
