Which is ironic, since she refuses to physically handle any part of him

3 separate Meta platforms removed this post and sent me links to get help from self harm.

Nazis can say what they want, but apparently you gotta draw the line at (literal) gallows humor.

Meta is a fucking joke.

Conservatives used to say that wanted to make the government small enough to drown in the bathtub, but they ended up making it stupid enough to play in traffic

Quality joke.

Corn dogs are white people tamales

He was a monster and definitely deserved to be prosecuted and/or sued to the point where he had to live in a cardboard box. But condoning vigilante justice is still not right.

Endure is the right word.

Humanity needs to weed out the "just one-piece"people so we can move forward.

Survival of the least fit.

Starting Thanksgiving 2025: For every serving you eat, you must untangle one Christmas light string / decoration cord. Dessert very much included.

Between toys and decorations, I'm starting to think Christmas was invented by Big Battery

That's the only move he's made that I approve of.

Slow Sunday, huh?

Is there a way to follow cat pics on here WITHOUT getting Furry art and Manga bullshit?

Yes, I'm listening to Christmas music on November 5th. Is it because I am whistling past the graveyard today? Also yes.

The first recorded instance of "Scarf Puppies."

Smart. You'll also get to learn new things about your Mama.