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How I made Elden Ring sound like a Zelda game
YouTube video by PlayFrame How I made Elden Ring sound like a Zelda game

Earlier this year, I did something very silly and reconstructed a full hour of Elden Ring gameplay audio using sounds from N64 Zelda games. By hand.

It took a long time

Here's a behind-the-scenes breakdown of the process:

09.08.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 221    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
The Animatrix
YouTube video by YouTube Movies The Animatrix

The Animatrix is free on YouTube in the US right now. It's a great collection of shorts and features material from people that worked on Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Aeon Flux, and more. Check it out if you've got 100 minutes to spare.
youtu.be/QNVeOWDOvvU

07.08.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 647    ๐Ÿ” 378    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64
signs of cats who are running for cat mayor of somerville, massachusetts

signs of cats who are running for cat mayor of somerville, massachusetts

a sign for a cat running for cat mayor named hermes squirmies

a sign for a cat running for cat mayor named hermes squirmies

a pink sign for a cat running for cat mayor named beatrix. her slogan is โ€œno kings, only princessesโ€

a pink sign for a cat running for cat mayor named beatrix. her slogan is โ€œno kings, only princessesโ€

a sign for a cat running for cat mayor named Luna. her slogan is โ€œpro zoomies, chaos, and attentionโ€

a sign for a cat running for cat mayor named Luna. her slogan is โ€œpro zoomies, chaos, and attentionโ€

thereโ€™s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win

08.08.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3079    ๐Ÿ” 1085    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 161
An establishing shot from SAILOR MOON R, featuring a restaurant apparently named "Pizza Coffee" with a wild-eyed chicken as a mascot.

An establishing shot from SAILOR MOON R, featuring a restaurant apparently named "Pizza Coffee" with a wild-eyed chicken as a mascot.

Meet me at my favorite restaurant, Crazy Chicken's Pizza Coffee.

08.08.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you tried to write a story beat identical to this in fiction? Your editor would roll their eyes and tell you you were being tacky and gauche and unrealistic.

08.08.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 283    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿฆก ๐Ÿ„ ๐Ÿ archive.org/details/flas...

07.08.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1577    ๐Ÿ” 635    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 156

google: i have made AI
users: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got depression

08.08.2025 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 106    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fellow engineers,

you really need to start asking yourself some questions when building something:

1. how will the police use what i'm making?
2. what kinds of people are the police going to use it against?
3. how many people will be harmed in silence before we find out?

19.01.2024 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 998    ๐Ÿ” 351    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

"I'm just saying," the first witch said. "A cat familiar is more traditional."

"Or a raven," the second witch said. "Where did she even get a dragon from, anyway?"

"She tamed it. In her last job," the third witch said.

"What job was that?"

"Princess."

"Oh. Well. No wonder she changed careers."

07.08.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 623    ๐Ÿ” 171    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Warm, Encouraging Email From CEO Quickly Identified As Phishing Attempt

Warm, Encouraging Email From CEO Quickly Identified As Phishing Attempt

Warm, Encouraging Email From CEO Quickly Identified As Phishing Attempt theonion.com/warm-en...

07.08.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1967    ๐Ÿ” 255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
A meme with a bunch of drawings of people with Samus Aran arm cannons with the trans flags that says โ€œRepost this is trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons.โ€

A meme with a bunch of drawings of people with Samus Aran arm cannons with the trans flags that says โ€œRepost this is trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons.โ€

06.08.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5635    ๐Ÿ” 3286    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

Doomscrolling, as we all know, is named after Doctor Doom's habit of reading the news and getting angry whenever Reed Richards is mentioned

06.08.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 260    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

weโ€™ve made it clear that anyone who visits the US could be disappeared into a Salvadoran prison but Iโ€™m sure itโ€™s the kids and their avocado toasts whoโ€™re to blame

06.08.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8663    ๐Ÿ” 2028    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 201    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
A tweet saying "every single municipal budget looks like the dril candle budget tweet" with a graph showing Police taking like 90% of a city's budget. Baltimore specifically.

A tweet saying "every single municipal budget looks like the dril candle budget tweet" with a graph showing Police taking like 90% of a city's budget. Baltimore specifically.

When people talk about how systemic and structural issues don't exist but the data all looks like this.

05.08.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4436    ๐Ÿ” 1554    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

thearmed.bandcamp.com/album/the-fu...
Congratulations to the punk band that just released a new album titled after an electronics shredder company slogan I photographed in 2016 which escaped containment, what a world

06.08.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 424    ๐Ÿ” 115    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

The Kentucky whiskey and bourbon industry is on life support due to reciprocal tariffs and general boycott of American goods in places like Canada.

Eight months of that assholeโ€™s stupidity and arrogance was all it took to destroy an entire industry.

06.08.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9650    ๐Ÿ” 2625    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 937    ๐Ÿ“Œ 245
CEOs are hugely expensive. Why not automate them?

CEOs are hugely expensive. Why not automate them?

Some union, please make this demand at the next contract bargaining!

06.08.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 807    ๐Ÿ” 222    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
etching of a centaur captioned

According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor.

This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

etching of a centaur captioned According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor. This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

I will *never* apologize for a post

06.08.2025 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 997    ๐Ÿ” 249    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

So youโ€™re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

05.08.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11103    ๐Ÿ” 4037    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

My theory is that if we taxed most of these people without telling them and the people they pay to manage their money didn't tell them, they'd never notice.

And if you'd never notice you should be taxed even more.

05.08.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2349    ๐Ÿ” 687    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Patches from Fromsoft games. Bald man in armor and no eyebrows.

Patches from Fromsoft games. Bald man in armor and no eyebrows.

"I asked ChatGPT"

"I asked Grok"

Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."

02.08.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1332    ๐Ÿ” 429    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

We use dead things to fuel everything from our body to airplanes, and I like think of it as necromancy, as I do of books whose creators have passed away. Our whole civilization is necromantic in how it powers itself and retains its identity. We don't just owe a lot to the dead; we are the dead.

04.08.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 157    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
04.08.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9140    ๐Ÿ” 1683    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 451    ๐Ÿ“Œ 114
A youtooz twitter post advertising a pre-order for a bad guys plushie that reads: treat yourself to 9-inches of mr. wolf and more with the bad guys 2 collection

A youtooz twitter post advertising a pre-order for a bad guys plushie that reads: treat yourself to 9-inches of mr. wolf and more with the bad guys 2 collection

They know what they did lol

04.08.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 832    ๐Ÿ” 207    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

This is a win.

Victories seem so hard right now but they're not impossible. Organize. That's how we win.

04.08.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 191    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idea: An HBO Max multi-season series of the History of the Peloponnesian War where every city state is cast with actors of a particular accent.

I think the Corinthians will have a nasally Boston accent. Athenians New York melange. Spartans Texas.

04.08.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I already hated those spam emails and texts, but knowing that only a tiny portion of the money they raise goes to actual campaigns fills me with disgust

04.08.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 241    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

by age 30 you should have:

* strong opinions about birds
* 12 different "when i get time" projects on indefinite hiatus
* sandwich(es) you fruitlessly yearn to have again
* a growing list of obituaries you're looking forward to reading
* parasocial friendships with other people's pets

03.08.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3711    ๐Ÿ” 1464    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 194
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In a search for new deck boxes, we must return to nature.

03.08.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 147    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
illustration of a cat riding on a mini boat strapped to the back of a swimming crocodile. They are swimming under some arches and columns that were built over a now flooded ground.

illustration of a cat riding on a mini boat strapped to the back of a swimming crocodile. They are swimming under some arches and columns that were built over a now flooded ground.

swimmy

03.08.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8357    ๐Ÿ” 2307    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

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