Lowbeyonder-in-Exile

FINALLY back up on my main account, so I'll probably mothball this one in a bit.

Until next time anyway.

Yeaaaaaa… 😁

It's so good. 💗💗

On the ground in Dublin. Almost home.

Plane about to board. The journey continues.

Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.

At the gate. Blessedly short security lines. Just chilling here for a while I guess.

One last hospital lunch then we're outta here.

If I’m honest with myself, this is my favorite thing to ever happen in science. Sure I should say any number of medical advancements, but in my heart, it’s the ice cream result.

Making friends online when you're traumatized be like:
Person: "I like talking to you. I'd totally love if we could meet up and visit sometime"
Me: "hmmm... What evil motives hide behind this"
~Vs.~
Person: "what if I went to your house and murdered you?"
Me: "aww, what a cute, wholesome friend"

Swimming? Low impact, and I always found it more engaging than e.g. jogging or whatever. Inconvenient though.

the censorious moral chokehold that payment processors have on completely legal enterprising business is so absurd that sometimes it's hard to fathom.

"yeah we can't do this thing that we were already doing because Visa said no"

G'morning bskies. 💗

No, but I'll be home tonight so probably not a big deal at this point.

Gnight! 💗

Kilo, Apogee Mind {U}{R}{W} Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot Artificer Haste Whenever Kilo becomes tapped, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Both sculptor and sculpted. 3/3

This right here is some Gender I tell you hwhat

😶…

(oh I saw it 🫦🔥)

Nhhdhfmjjnnnnnggg 🥵

Tumblr post bees-with-swords 2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "good" anymore.

REALLY unfair to remind me of it while I'm recovering from surgery too… 🥺

That story DID THINGS to me. 😳

referring to my wingwoman who helps me find someone to nail me as my co-Pilate

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Oh right, Monday was my four year HRT anniversary.

So that's pretty wild

(Another entry to file under "time is fake".)

Alternate theory, she is _fully_ dissociating to get out of dealing with this guy.

Why yes, I did amuse myself picking out this username, given the circumstances.

born too late to WIELD DARK AND TERRIFYING RUNE BLADE

born too early to WIELD DARK AND TERRIFYING RUNE BLADE

"this guy in his mid thirties lacks work experience" really hits different from the generation that writes the email body in the subject line

cuomo conceding overlayed with the drewjanda tweet: "The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"

I dunno I'm feeling pretty fucking alienated right now.