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Fascinated by the premise of this rechargable battery mascot seemingly being "What if Fox McCloud had electric powers and also what if he was a fennec fox so Nintendo doesn't sue us"

Hell yeah

this will definitely make some people on here mad to say, but - i think if Kamala won we'd be seeing a very similar result to what's happening with UK Labour right now

That’s great to hear! I’ll need to go back and finish now!

Loved this game but the absurd execution requirements turned me off partway through. I think there might have been an accessibility patch sometime after I stopped playing?

If there’s one thing I want people to understand is that you don’t have to devil’s advocate every fucking thing and sometimes you instead just need to commensurate with a friend who’s Having A Bad Time.

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

The Star Wars franchise had to fill in space for 16 years between RotJ and TPM and it kinda broke fandom. Now we just accept the idea that all the rough spots and texture in fandom will be smoothed over at some point by corporate-produced concrete.

Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.

soooooooo... you don't. You turn off damage and just facetank what was, I assume, a very compelling and rewarding fight. Ain't got the time. Let me fucking save, it won't kill the game.

It is immensely frustrating to grind though a very challenging (and rewarding, mind you) platforming level just to find an absolute dickhead of a end-level boss and have to abandon the entire level because real-life obligations pop up. Like, going to work.

I don't know if there's any Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound gamedevs on this site but I know there's plenty of other gamedev and I would just like to.. I dunno, vent a little bit.

I would not feel the need to cheese NG:R bosses by turning damage down to 0% if the game simply allowed mid-level saves.

*several pages of lore later*

Okay yeah he's right it's the candles

Gonna befriend this guy and try to nab one of those Zenith TV/Radio combo sets before the wax fills in the grooves in his brain

Okay but

HOw does he know it's because of the candles

If your mom made this for you, you'd break down crying, immediately assuming she did not love you anymore.

Our shitposting was not strong enough but I'm convinced we can fix this.

It's silly to believe this site is dying but I will say that it's nearly impossible to enter any Centrist/Lib leaning political thread without immediately encountering 10,000 Blue No Matter Who accounts, laden with AI generated bullshit and it is our fault for not chasing those people off earlier.

They’re part of the reason we have a Trump administration

I went through a bit last year when I watched a bunch of Anthony Gramuglia and Westside Tyler videos making fun of Shadiversity and at some point I realized I'm just spending hours watching Shadiversity videos by proxy and wasting all of that time.

I've tried to avoid "content" like this ever since

Like, the Forzas exist but also I'm not sure if there's a reason to play past Forza 3

Good news is there hasn’t been a compelling case for Xbox ownership since the 2nd Obama administration

Okay but who is this a problem for, exactly?

A collection featuring the 'Origins' of the 'GRADIUS' series!Includes 'SALAMANDER III', an all new entree into the legendary side-scrolling shooter series!<br> A collection featuring the 'Origins' of the 'GRADIUS' series!Includes 'SALAMANDER III', an all new entree into the legendary side-scrolling shooter series!<br>

Konami's Gradius Origins just got released today… which includes M2's all-new original game entry to the series, "Salamander III"!
Going with a 'period-correct' angle this time that matches with the 2D arcade visuals, I was in charge of making the BGM music.

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developed by Cave, dontcha know

My efforts to comb through old newspapers and magazines in order to research the U.S. launch of the Turbo CD console have hit a weird stumbling block: apparently Saab had a car called the 9000 Turbo CD in production at the time

using this hypothetical as a casino pit boss breaks both of my hands with a cinder block for card counting.

Sometimes you’ll post like a picture of a Mac with an L-shaped screen that infects minds forever

Unfriendly reminder:

Also reliant on the company producing compelling merchandise, which isn’t granted.