Austin

The moment Wrexham took the lead at high-flying Middlesbrough, with Rog and Tomi at the scene 🐲

Watch for the errant flag throw that hits a player, stay for the Oscar-winning acting job.

The Bread Carrier, by Pablo Picasso, 1905

It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month

Neco Williams looks like Robb Stark

Finally finished both The Wire and The Sopranos this month, after years of intermittent binging.

Orna what the hell

I have to show my hands like a card dealer at a casino to get my dogs to leave me alone after I’m done eating.

Valkyries shooting the hell out of the ball. Must be something in the water out in San Fran.

Not feeling great without Damsgaard #BRECHE

Alright, let’s get it #BrentfordFC #BRECHE

u guys seemed pretty sure just a little while ago tbh

ally perry hit a left footed banger with a minute left to go up 3-2 over #1 tennessee, college woso is so back

Dr. Ian Malcom explaining chaos theory in Jurassic Park, with the caption “never repeat and vastly affect the outcome”

Dr. Ian Malcolm using Kevin Schade’s first touch to explain chaos theory #BrentfordFC

Rough opener, but I think a lot of Brentford’s issues will be solved by Damagaard returning and also not playing Nottm Forest’s defense.

Losing faith in Carvalho

That was a grim first half

Just catching up… SUNDERLAND

Bossangoa Restaurant; FCRX+5WF, RN 1, Bossangoa, Central African Republic https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=6.490441400000001%2C17.44978799999999&query_place_id=ChIJaXJa-_63wxARNE5fyzoXi1w

the easiest way
to connect with Rockies fans
is a taco’s search ||
#Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

In lieu of a starter pack, I just searched taco’s and started following people.

Getting burned by United Airlines is inevitable. Had a good little run of 3 or 4 flights this year without a major hiccup that made me forget this truth.

Unknowingly went to the outlets during tax-free back to school weekend and did not care for a single second of it.

My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

the sound i made at the reveal, this person’s mind works in incredible ways

turn the volume up on this

larami was recording herself playing piano in our room

i was on the other side of the house playing smash bros against the baby

see if you can figure out in the video the exact moment he beat me 😂😂😂😂

Hey man you wanna help me carry this 70 pound cooler in 105 heat for half a mile

Went to the beach again, 0/5 stars, still a moron’s idea of fun