Tiggy and Mindy

Or pre- booked! Ha ha

No there's a fee for that, and it has to be precooked!

2 greyhounds ignoring Mum

We met one of Mum's work pals last week. She wanted to see how well trained we were. So, Mum asked for "Paw" (which we both know) we just stood there. We thought she said "Ignore"! We do a very good "ignore". Here we are in this pic doing "ignore"!
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Does the shit fairy leave money under your pillow like the tooth fairy? And if they do, how much shit d'you have to leave for them to visit? We're thinking potential money earner! 💰 💩

Happy birthday! We'll be demanding cheese burgers for our birthdays from now on. 😋 🥳

Purely circumstantial evidence!

Who says I ate Mindy's peanut butter Kong as well!?
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It's polite by our standards not Mum's! According to her we lost out shit at collie woman and the cat!

Points for this morning's walk...there are no points. Mum says we couldn't get lower if we tried. We had a melt down at collie woman (we barked politely) then lost it again at a cat (another polite bark) & then got tangled up round a road sign.
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2 proud greyhounds who have made their mum's ears bleed !

We. Met. Collie. Woman.
Yes, we did scream and shout like wailing banshees. Yes, Mum did have to drag us behind a car to try & stop us. Yes, her ears hurt, & she's deaf now.
And yes we loved every minute of it! 😁
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2 greyhounds desperate to get inside out of the rain. Mum is loving their annoyance!

Day 2 of "Roo-ing at 545am" Mum did get up earlier. We had our walk at 650am rather than 7. But it back fired cos it rained whilst we were out. Mum had a coat we didn't! Fuming!
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She loved us at 615am when we stopped! 🤣❤️

We started roo-ing at 545am today. Mum says she hates us & needs better ear plugs. We were just welcoming her home after her birthday w/end away. She's a zillion billion yrs old. We didn't miss her & Dad. We had Auntie Judi our fave dog sitter. Our roo-ing was a happy birthday!!
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1st early morning walk without coats! Mum still wore her beanie hat cos she says that way she doesn't have to brush her hair before she goes out! She looked ridiculous in the sun!
(Mum's struggling to post pictures, you'll have to use your imagination or check us out on insta)
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a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting in an auditorium and giving a thumbs up . ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting in an auditorium and giving a thumbs up .

Well done you ace it every time!

2 greyhound coats, one covers a bum, the other doesn't. One greyhound is warm, one isn't. They have a cold draft up their.....!

The "reserve coats" still in use! Mine doesn't even cover my bum! As someone said it's a short nightie or even a very short skirt!
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Yes, didn't even cover my bum! 🍑😱

Greyhounds wearing matching coats. One is a better fit than the other due to some muppet shrinking it in the wash!

We had to wear our old "reserve coats" this morning as our nice ones are being repaired. I, (Tiggy) hate mine as its too short cos mum shrunk it when washing it. Mum's been saying "Matchy matchy" all morning!
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Mum has a question for the greyhound community. She'd like to know why we roo?
1. We're happy?
2. We're sad?
3. We're hungry?
Or
4. We do it to annoy the hell out of her every morning from 6am because it's fun! 🤣
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I liked my ladylike belch! 😁

Mum would love us to do this. It must take a lot of patience and treats! She doesn't hold out much hope for us. We can sit, spin and do paw all for treats but this is next level! 👏

She did get some! 🐷

I'm so demure and ladylike! 😁
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T-its my 4th gotcha day today. Mum nearly forgot as she's away skiing. We're at home being spoilt by Dad. This is me on my 1st day. Needless to say I pissed on this rug and it went in the bin!
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I thought so, Mum was more worried about my "love puffs"!!

I always like to give Mum the best view!
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Very!

Greyhound giving a wet, dribbly kiss to her mum who isn't impressed!

Not only is Mum wearing "MY" hat but she's trying to avoid a kiss from me. RUDE!
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You don't. Fact.

I know. I need to be stroked at all times!