limey

ok gamers it’s time to get my acnh island back up and running before the update :)

if you wanna be creative, you should take the time to photoshop your whole team onto stock images of dancing elves like god intended

so many of the holiday cards being emailed out at work are ai generated images. there’s some really cute ideas, but they just lose their charm because they’re so clearly not made by humans. atp i’d much rather see a boring zoom screenshot than whatever garbage this is

rat clenches fist of rage

me: wow i’m a having a surprisingly quiet and relaxing evening after a taxing week. how pleasant!
neighbor: starts blasting dubstep at full volume

she’s just like me fr

orange cat sitting on wooden stump. the cat is facing away from the camera

haven’t posted about neighborhood orange cat in awhile. he’s still around and i’ve seen him sitting on this stump multiple times this week. perfect spot to survey the land

i missed literal weeks worth of posts from friends, and it’s still giving me 90% ads and random videos from accounts i don’t follow? unbearable

i redownloaded instagram after having it deleted off my phone for like a month and.. damn it sucks so much. will probably end up deleting it again soon lmao

just saw a regular car with a wrap so garish that i briefly assumed it was a cybertruck

true romance is my soty even though it came out 3 yrs ago

why listen to disappointing new album releases when you can just listen to dirt femme by tove lo?

picture of envy from inside out captioned “envy fullmetal alchemist (anime/manga)

i know envy’s whole thing is shapeshifting, but can’t say i remember this one

yeah so many of our old photos together look like this. for some reason…

A screenshot from Seinfeld of George saying "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode." Harrow Nonagesimus's head is copied over George's

Happy fall 🍁

In early 2025, beaver activity in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic, contributed to the restoration of a wetland ecosystem. A family of beavers constructed a series of dams that coincidentally accomplished environmental goals of the Czech government, which had delayed its proposed project since 2018 for bureaucratic and financial reasons. The beaver-built dams saved the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million,

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

can’t overstate how much easier life has been since i started actually putting effort into my mental health care. a stressful day like today would’ve sent me down a spiral a year ago. but today, instead of crashing out, i’m just like “ugh 😑” lmao

Tomorrow, Sept 18th, the Fat Bear Junior villa heats up! Four cubs enter, but only one will strut into the Fat Bear Week finale.

✨timeline cleanse✨ quote this with your favorite tumblr post

calendar showing just fat bear week for september 22-30 & no other events

calendar: updated
priorities: in check
bears: fat

finally turning off the a/c is great bc now i’m free from the Big Loud Sound. however it also sucks bc now i can hear the Several Small Sounds From Various Sources that were previously being drowned out

i kinda dgaf about the relatability of music like let me jam to a song about how my boyfriend sucks as a happily married lesbian

this is my life philosophy. not that u asked

saw 2 greyhounds today, it was sick as hell

i’m playing through a pokemon game for the first time and it’s really fun! turns out you don’t really have to be good at strategy and battles to enjoy the game, you can just collect little guys & give them silly names :3

A bunny mother and dog father hold an ambiguous baby. The mother asks, "what species is our child?" The father replies, "idk lol".

No way to tell.

shadow puppetry ❌
shadow puppy ✅

my girlfriend and i have known each other for so long that i feel like i know everything about her. so when i find out something new it feels so special. like discovering ancient untold knowledge

4 neko atsume cats using the 3D tunnel item. also a cat playing with the bunny toy

i love neko atsume. this brings me more joy than any amount of scrolling ever could

i’ve yet to successfully romance any of the women in date everything. but i’ve made like 3 dudes fall in love with me just by being nice to them. the true bisexual experience i guess