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The opening text of Master and Commander, but its the style of a Zohran for Mayor poster. "April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

Yeah :D

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Half-Life fans believe they've worked out a possible announcement date for Half-Life 3 - and it's very, very soon Fans believe they've uncovered a possible timeframe for when we may finally learn about Half-Life 3.

If valve announces half life 3 the day before our game releases I will have to consult an oracle to get out from under whatever hex we've got on us. www.eurogamer.net/half-life-fa...

I revisited my "Trees Hate You" project. I'm just continuing to come up with new ways to get bullied by foliage. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiegame #ragegame

Claim: My uncle says Mamdani will abolish the entire NYPD. True: Your uncle does say that.

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I have just the solution to this problem

The main problem is that the film Ain’t Got No Dames

best ending of all time, let's be real

A fine example of "AI doesn't know anything, it just picks a statistically good fit for the next word/sentence, with no memory of the previous one." So this one forgets it's supposed to be shilling for pay-us-for-reviews and pivots HARD in another direction.

Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."

Finally a big city mayor raised on “YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!”

Shrinking was probably it for me

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

Brian from Quest 64 standing on a hillside with power lines in the distance behind him The text "your future doctor is cheating in their online classes right now so you better start eating healthy"

He was saying when he had Carrie Preston on his show that he has been campaigning for a while to be a victim on a CBS Procedural, only happened when he was asking Wendell Pierce about it

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

“American Revolution, airing this Christmas”

Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

Richard Beeching truly is history's greatest monster.

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"Person who brought a burned out lightbulb to the store, just to make sure they buy the correct replacement bulb"

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I just saw her in Twisters the other day, she was very good in it

that's me in the corner
that's me in the float point
losing my precision

Anyone who is talking positively about this extra long baseball world series is never allowed to talk shit about Test Cricket ever again

Given all billionaires are now twelve, I’ve proposed a New Game Plus for real life where they get to trade it all in for a star against their name which we will all totally respect

Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that

Guy who uses the 12 hours of The Purge to make his extensions to his house without council approval

But that could be changed, whereas “thanks to the power of friendship and the events of the story I decided to grow a personality” is not something that can happen

Oh he died in my save, I chose to save Ashley